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>>> CAT DOOR BUTTOCKS
BREMEN , Germany (9-25) - His buttocks were painted bright
blue, a daffodil was stuck between his cheeks, and he was
stuck to his waist in the cat door. That's how authorities found
Gunther Burpus who had tried to gain access to his house via
the cat door.
He sang songs, told himself jokes and shouted for help when
he needed to go to the bathroom. Some students removed his
pants, painted his buttocks blue and left him there with a sign
that read "Germany resurgent, an essay in street art. Please
give generously."
People cheered and threw money, but only after two days, when
a dog licked his "private parts," did an elderly lady call the police
to complain. After charges were dropped, Burpus' said,"I collected
over DM3000 in my underpants, so the time wasn't entirely wasted."
From traviso@SpiritOne.comTue Oct 14 18:32:01 1997
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 1997 18:30:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: Travis Ogden <traviso@SpiritOne.com>
To: Travis Ogden <traviso@SpiritOne.com>
Subject: Bizarre stuff...
BREMEN , Germany (9-25) - His buttocks were painted bright
blue, a daffodil was stuck between his cheeks, and he was
stuck to his waist in the cat door. That's how authorities found
Gunther Burpus who had tried to gain access to his house via
the cat door.
He sang songs, told himself jokes and shouted for help when
he needed to go to the bathroom. Some students removed his
pants, painted his buttocks blue and left him there with a sign
that read "Germany resurgent, an essay in street art. Please
give generously."
People cheered and threw money, but only after two days, when
a dog licked his "private parts," did an elderly lady call the police
to complain. After charges were dropped, Burpus' said,"I collected
over DM3000 in my underpants, so the time wasn't entirely wasted."
From traviso@SpiritOne.comTue Oct 14 18:32:01 1997
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 1997 18:30:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: Travis Ogden <traviso@SpiritOne.com>
To: Travis Ogden <traviso@SpiritOne.com>
Subject: Bizarre stuff...