Two blondes walk into a building-

[Jeffro]

you'd think ONE of them woulda seen it!

 

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[stefen]

There's gotta be a punch line here somewhere

 

[ashleen]

 

[Green1]

 

[Ammo Dog]

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

 

[pegleglooker]

How can you tell a blonde has been using the computer? There is white-out on the monitor....
Did hear the one about the blonde that was on her way to Disneyland and she saw a sign up ahead that read " Disneyland left " so she went home....
Do you know how to keep a bolnde in suspense Tell ya later
Do you know how to keep a bolnde in suspense Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner...

PLL

 

[Siegfried Schlagrule]

Two blondes were walking in the woods and came up on some tracks. One said they're bear tracks. the other said they're deer tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Two blondes were sitting on the beach one night at Padre Island. There was a full moon. One asked ... Which do you think is closer? Miami or the moon? The other one said "H e l l oooo" "Can you see Miami from here?"

siegfried schlagrule

 

[levis_dad]

Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from her job at the M&M plant?.......

She was throwing away all the W's.

 

[muffinlvr]

10 blonds in a freezer?frosted flakes

 

[Bigcypresshunter]

BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
>
>
>
>
> January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
> ***********
>
> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....
>
> Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
>
> ***********
>
> March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said
"2-4 years!"
>
> ***********
>
> April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
>
> ***********
>
> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!!!
>
> ***********
>
> June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>
> ***********
>
> July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
> ***********
>
> August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
>
> ***********
>
> September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it
>
> ***********
>
> October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
> ***********
>
> November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.
>
> Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
>
> ***********
>
> December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!
>
> What a year!!
>

 

[imafishingnutt]

How can you tell a blonde has been using the computer? There is white-out on the monitor....
Did hear the one about the blonde that was on her way to Disneyland and she saw a sign up ahead that read " Disneyland left " so she went home....
Do you know how to keep a bolnde in suspense Tell ya later
Do you know how to keep a bolnde in suspense Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner...

PLL

HOW DOES A BLONDE SPELL BLONDE........B O L N D E

 

[pegleglooker]

Hey imafishingnut,
Nice catch, I GOTTA start using spell check...oh I'm NOT a blonde.... I'm bald !!!!! ;ROFL
PLL

 

[Old Dog]

Blonds don't like M&Ms because they can't peel them

There was a guy in California who got nailed for fraud...
Selling little baggies of Cherios to Blonds.
He had them convinced they were donut seeds.
His books showed MANY repeat customers.

OD

 

[Urban Prospector]

What goes Blond... Brunette... Blond... Brunette... Blond... Brunette... Blond... Brunette... Blond... Brunette...

A naked Blond doing cartwheels.

 

[stefen]

What goes WoW - MoM WoW - MoM WoW - MoM WoW - MoM WoW - MoM...

Same blond with M & M's tattoed on her butt cheeks...