Ugh…. I got laid off.

[BigWaveDave]

Are you really good at lying? If so....you can work for me anytime. Excellent pay and benefits.

I’d rather be unemployed, thanks

 

[BigWaveDave]

How far is the commute from there to Springfield, VA?

Only 266 miles round trip

 

[Richard Guy]

Only 266 miles round trip

😞

 

[USERNAME IS VALID]

To keep you afloat take a trip to mexico then sneak back in, they give you $10K bonus if you don't show ID

 

[Henley]

Dirt Brother we will keep you in our prayers.