An "allright" day, eh? How does someone scale the lobster take? Something like...
1. Stunning day! Best Ever!! Once in a lifetime Event!!!!!! ............................. 500 lbs
2. Wow, A really great day! Once a year Event! .............................................400 lbs
3. Very nice day...Allright! Once a month Event..............................................300 lbs
4. So-so day, not bad. Happens 3x every week.........................................200 lbs
5. This day sux bad... Once or twice a week ...........................................100 lbs
6. This day blows donkey chunks....... Once a month.........................................50 lbs
7. Ugh...................................Once a year..............................................................0 lbs