what a piece of work I am

[spartacus53]

What a piece of work I am I know some will call me a tool, so I'll thank you in advance

Anyway, this took place the Monday night and my friend was only able to start laughing at my antics last night. My best friend was making a special dinner for my birthday, but you know me by now, I have to keep myself entertained at times. There is no need to tell me I'm wrong, especially since I'm always right

She made a lamb dinner, complete with semi-mashed potato's with dill, biscuits, and carrots in a butter and browns sugar saute. Well I was just in a mood to dislike most everything she cooked. I started with the lamb and mentioned how bland it was (not enough garlic) next I went to the carrots and said they were too sweet and soupy. Then on to the potato's which was not her normal fair (they were good, but at this point I had to go for a record) She really felt disappointed that she worked so hard to make a great meal for me and here I am ripping it apart, piece, by piece. (Yeah, I was feeling a little bad, but not until I was finished) I did made a big deal about liking the biscuits. She noticed that and mentioned the only reason why you liked the biscuits is because you bought them. Well, I had to set her straight. I told her, "The only real reason I love these biscuits is because they are removing the taste of your dinner from my mouth." That nearly set her off and I was waiting for her to call me ungrateful.

Well, now on to a cake she baked.. She had the box stored away, but I had happened upon it, so I know what I was getting. A banana cake with chocolate icing. When she cut the cake I was telling her how good it looked, and that I was glad it was a golden cake as I am allergic to banana cake Again, she was somewhat dismayed, so I chimed in right away I was only joking. While having the cake she mentioned how moist and tasty it was. I agreed and told her I would have liked it more if I were a monkey..

She learned an important lesson that night.. Never cook for an ungrateful SOB

 

[River Rat]

You really ought to be a shame of yourself. If I was your lady friend I'll never bust my you know what cooking another meal for you again PERIOD! You're being a real monkey's arshe. You need to apologize ASAP with some flowers or something. You better hope she's still on good terms with you. Yes, I'm calling you a tool, with a "f".

 

[spartacus53]

Great advise there River Rat.. I tossed some flour at her and now she's really P O'd

 

[boogeyman]

Next step...
1. sleep with both eyes open, not just one.
2. Hire yourself a food taster.
3. check under, around, and inside your car before opening any doors or starting it.
4. count your blessings you're not wearing banana aftershave.

Remember my friend, pay backs a comin. And No silence isn't golden, it just means their plotting

 

[The Beep Goes On]

...a piece of what...? sorry

 

[FarmerChick]

being funny at another's expense is OK in some situations obviously, but when someone works hard and strives make a special meal for you--nah, it falls flat. not funny haha at all. be grateful she likes ya enough to speak to you again

if you were "in a mood" then maybe you should take double meds to get out of that mood

 

[Chug And Red]

Red Just stormed out of the House, With a pairing knife in her hand saying How far Is New Jersey from Here!!!

 

[KEYSHUNTER]

well if your friend was laughing ,she just made a new bestfriend,you might of just lost two real friends...

 

[hammered]

Somehow spartacus old mate, I don't believe you. You told me 'she' was your best friend and you were really looking forward to your cake, cos' you knew what it was. I don't think you are the old messed up old bear that you claim to be, I bet you had a great night, eat loads, drank loads, probably smoked a bit, and now you feel guilty for having a great time when we all think your a "Badass" . It's ok mate, we are all allowed an ok night every 10 years or so, you just had yours. Welcome to another miserable 10



hammered

 

[DigginThePast]

Socket Wrench.