What do you call a dog with no legs????

[stefen]

What do you say when you find your best friend in bed with your wife?

Bad dog! Bad dog!

 

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[muffinlvr]

what do you tell your wife with 2 black eyes?nothing you already told her twice.what would elvis be doing right now if he was alive?he'd scratching at the lid of his casket.what did the mexican say when a house fell on him?get off me holmes.

 

[stefen]

Great contributions...funny

 

[ivan salis]

a bit of good advice---- never name a dog "stain" --- because if you do folks at the park will look at you funny when you "call him" --- Ivan

 

[EDDE]

true story
remember back in the day Strohs beer commercials
the guy would yell "Strohs"
well my dad had a neighbor
they named the dog,YUP,Strohs....
funny thing is the dog always ran off
so the neighbors bill hilly wife would stand on the porch bellowing
STROOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSS

 

[stefen]

A condo for fleas

 

[savant365]

A farmer walks into a bar with a three-legged pig. The bartender asks, "How come that pig's missing a leg?"

"Well," says the farmer, "there was a big fire. My house burned right down to the ground. My family and I all would have burned up with it if this pig hadn't come into the flaming, smoke-filled house and dragged each of us out, one by one."

"Wow," says the bartender, respectfully.

"Yep," says the farmer, "and you just don't eat a pig like that all at once."

 

[Jeffro]

A farmer walks into a bar with a three-legged pig. The bartender asks, "How come that pig's missing a leg?"

"Well," says the farmer, "there was a big fire. My house burned right down to the ground. My family and I all would have burned up with it if this pig hadn't come into the flaming, smoke-filled house and dragged each of us out, one by one."

"Wow," says the bartender, respectfully.

"Yep," says the farmer, "and you just don't eat a pig like that all at once."

 

[Old Dog]

A lady walks into a bar wuth a duck under her arm.
As she heads for a stool the bartender yells ...
"Hey, We don't serve dogs in here!"
The lady says "I'l have you know, this is a duck."
The bartender replies
"Lady, I was talking to the duck."