What do you want in a relationship?

[Terry Soloman]

Fat, ugly, evil, poor, cheap, paranoid, crude, insensitive, lethargic, repulsive, slovenly, hot tempered, unemployed, uneducated, narrow minded, uncivilized, overbearing, cheating, thieving, lying, heartless, hairy, classless, tasteless man, seeks nice looking woman who buys a lot of beer and is willing to share.

 

[aa battery]

!977 my father died and my girlfriend brought mom flowers. She had a small blond with her and we kept looking at each other. Ok i use to drive truck into Oregon and liked those women i meet there. Ok the woman that brought the flowers was kinda mean. I prayed for a woman from Oregon and guess what ? That small blond was from Oregon. My old girl dumped me and introduced me to that blond. We are still together.

 

[Ogre1190]

" Fat, ugly, evil, poor, cheap, paranoid, crude, insensitive, lethargic, repulsive, slovenly, hot tempered, unemployed, uneducated, narrow minded, uncivilized, overbearing, cheating, thieving, lying, heartless, hairy, classless, tasteless..."

Terry! I didn't know you knew my Ex!!! 😱

 

[Holyground]

All I want is a slave. I'm taking applications now, by the way.

 

[Oregon Viking]

What do I want in a relationship? What I have! Met my wife (then girlfriend) at age 17...She stalked me... We dated for 5 years just to make sure, then married. Being married has had no effect on the relationship.... couldn't really get any stronger. Happy X 10.
That was 30 years ago.

Pic from 1991.

 

[chub]

Fat, ugly, evil, poor, cheap, paranoid, crude, insensitive, lethargic, repulsive, slovenly, hot tempered, unemployed, uneducated, narrow minded, uncivilized, overbearing, cheating, thieving, lying, heartless, hairy, classless, tasteless man, seeks nice looking woman who buys a lot of beer and is willing to share.

I can see why it took you a few before you found the right one

chub

 

[nwpa]

It seems like to be a team and help each other out and be there for one another.
I dated my wife for about a year and a half and got to know her better and really fell in love with her.
We have had our little spats but made up for them with no problems.
Like now I'm watching my 7 month old baby boy to give her a break while she is at a tupperware party.
She asked me if I would be ok with it and I said yes that's fine as long as you don't spend more than $20, I have to hold the reigns on her spending habits.

 

[Miranda1]

I write about relationship in my blog, please (deleted by mod, site link leads to site selling)

 

[Charlie P. (NY)]

So..who wears the pants in your family?

Me. She realizes that when it matters and I know I am right I win. I can be very stubborn.

I was a city comptroller for one mayor's term - I usually have the facts straight for a decision but the confidence to decide on the available info. I'm not one for vacillation - which she has a tendency towards. However, I recognize that she is VERY frugal and appreciate that without her I'd have more stuff and less wealth; if you see what I mean.

As I said: we make a good team.

 

[Robotgirl]

Relationship? Clueless- reading these responses make me hopful
I’ve been single for 4 years...but I’m ok with it,
If I decide to go for a treasure hunt at midnight ; I can!

 

[ColeBen]

Loyalty, faithfulness, I want a man to adore me and I to adore him. A best friend, someone I can tell everything to and they never judge only listen. If you can’t do any of those things just give me a man that loves To detect as much as I do, and that can keep up with me. Lol

-Cole Marie🖤

 

[tinpan]

Hi, No swingers or cheaters . What just get your eyeballs stuck to inside of your sunglasses when a nice looking lady walks by and then wonder what could have been. TP

 

[aprilrussell]

Trust, respect, love and honesty and that has to go both ways or for me it means something’s wrong. In my relationships I’ve noticed that if those things are present then the other things I wish to have, like stability and a mature relationship, etc) tend to fall into place or are just there because those things are present.

 

[claypile]

Aww thats nice. <3

 

[FreeBirdTim]

Trust is a good thing, but blind trust will get you burned. Had a girlfriend who was always falling back on the line "Don't you trust me?" every time I asked her where she was or what she did that day. Turns out she was seeing a couple of other guys on the side and juggling the three of us. Of course, she told me we were in an exclusive relationship, so I'd better not cheat on her! Just my take on this trust BS.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I found almost everything in a relationship a man could want by keeping a 150 pound dog around as well as a little guy. Unconditional love is what dogs give you. I wish I could find that in a woman. I think if two people love each other there is no need to 'work' at a relationship because the two of you will always think of the other.
Oh well I'm not looking right now because I'm a 'fixer-upper'. Once I get a little restoration work done maybe I'll look on craigslist for some crazy cajun girl from the bayou

 

[trdking]

I found almost everything in a relationship a man could want by keeping a 150 pound dog around as well as a little guy. Unconditional love is what dogs give you. I wish I could find that in a woman. I think if two people love each other there is no need to 'work' at a relationship because the two of you will always think of the other.
Oh well I'm not looking right now because I'm a 'fixer-upper'. Once I get a little restoration work done maybe I'll look on craigslist for some crazy cajun girl from the bayou

Lock your girl and your dog in a trunk for 20 minutes then let them out and see who is happy to see you. Narf

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Lock your girl and your dog in a trunk for 20 minutes then let them out and see who is happy to see you. Narf

After I got done laughing I realized you gave me the perfect test for a girlfried. If she comes out wagging her tail instead of with a tire iron in hand,she is likely to be a keeper. I think to much of my dogs to put one in a trunk with a girl who might get riled,however.

 

[against the wind]

I guess a really pretty, 20 years my junior, financially well off, crazy about me, and not real smart.
Did I leave anything out.

 

[against the wind]

Trust, respect, love and honesty and that has to go both ways or for me it means something’s wrong. In my relationships I’ve noticed that if those things are present then the other things I wish to have, like stability and a mature relationship, etc) tend to fall into place or are just there because those things are present.

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