Monty
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- Sand Springs, OK
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Not high school , but funny none the less. I once worked airport security for a few days covering for a vacationing officer. I got a complaint that a peeper had drilled a hole in the wall of the women's restroom and was checking out the ladies who worked the reservation desk. I found the hole in an abuting janitor's closet and put quite a bit of venetian violet powder around the hole. Anyone peeking would walk away with a purple ring around their eye. The next day we found about a dozen airport workers with purple eyes. One of them was the airport director! For some reason he didn't want the investigation to proceed any further and the hole was repaired! Monty


. So a few of us were tryin to fix her wagon. So we would take turns rippin a big one in class and blame it on someone else. This teacher was having a nervous breakdown, well I arched forward in my chair and ripped one, it echoed away. Needless to say I got busted and she was very moody. She said "mr. blosser to the principals office" well I barked out "NO" she goes and gets him, he comes into the class asked me outside in the hallway. He puts his finger in my face and says, "Boy if you wanna pass gas go out on the ballfield and pass gas" so I bark out "Well you gotta go, You gotta go" That'll be 5 days suspension young man." My dad rip, laughed his ever lovin azz off bout it. 







