What if...

[greydigger]

round pies do not have the circumference of squared pies.
the corners would get burned.
Mr. Pythagorian ( an old dead guy ) said something like that.
or maybe it was the apple guy Neutron or something.
Some guy got into his bathtub and said Eureka! and invented gold in California.
They named a town after him. Must have been the water.

Grey

 

[Lowbatts]

If I could put time in a bottle, the wife would toss it in the recycling bin.

 

[Unicorn]

If'n I could go back in time. it would be when the World was at peace............when would that be you reckon?