Whats the fastest thing in the world ?

[truckinbutch]

What's the fastest thing in the world ?

Eye blink , thought , light are options . Open to other suggestions .
Give it a shot and then I'll post the answer .

 

[DigginThePast]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

A young mans steps after hearing the pregnancy test is positive.

Or, my digestive system after eating at McDonalds. Never again!

 

[truckinbutch]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

Close , Dig .

 

[gord]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

A while back, the answer was a biafran chicken.

 

[AKiwi]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

A cut cat......

 

[savant365]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

dark matter

 

[Marc(NB)]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

wet fart..

 

[truckinbutch]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

wet fart..

Closest , yet .
Answer is diarrhea .
I got a bad cramp the other night and jumped out of bed to head for the bathroom . Before I could think , blink , or turn on the light I had done filled my britches .

 

[Chug And Red]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

Red Changing her mind On A bid for CappyZ Post!!! She is going to hurt Me for this One!!!

 

[stefen]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

wet fart..

Closest , yet .
Answer is diarrhea .
I got a bad cramp the other night and jumped out of bed to head for the bathroom . Before I could think , blink , or turn on the light I had done filled my britches .

Your wife told me that she's been pampering you

 

[strickman]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

wet fart..

dark matter

aren't these the same ?

 

[truckinbutch]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

wet fart..

dark matter

aren't these the same ?

Not even close .

 

[DigginThePast]

Re: What's the fastest thing in the world ?

wet fart..

Closest , yet .
Answer is diarrhea .
I got a bad cramp the other night and jumped out of bed to head for the bathroom . Before I could think , blink , or turn on the light I had done filled my britches .

LOL. I was close.