When love fades.........

[Mighty AP]

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains. As long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have friendship, each day is never a waste.

When Love Fades...

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, a$$hole. I was talking to the cat."

 

[truckinbutch]

Whatinell were you doing , sittin on my sofa and talkin to MY WIFE ? !!!!!!

 

[papa]

My nick name is "Cat"

 

[RPG]

Her butt woulda been outa here, and walking at that.





Oops. Gotta go now. Didn't know she was looking over my shoulder.

 

[spartacus53]

We're in the same boat, my cat eats better than me too

 

[poorhunter78]

"Sorry Honey I was out mowing the lawn and that cat ran right under the mower".......See Problem Solved....

 

[Cynangyl]

lol so glad I decided to venture into comedy central tonight...you guys are a riot!

 

[Mighty AP]

I gotta warn you, Between Spart & Stefen things get a little racy around here...........those dirty lil' scamps!

 

[Cynangyl]

oh yes and you, of course, are absolutely innocent I am sure!

 

[Mighty AP]

oh yes and you, of course, are absolutely innocent I am sure!

 

[stefen]

I have a cat a$$hole...sorry, let correct that; I have a cat named A$....