When Scratching the Itch goes too far

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From Southfield police: 12-year-old broke into bank | News - Home

A 12-year-old boy is accused of breaking into a Bank of America in Southfield early Friday morning.

Police said the 12-year-old boy rode his bike to the bank on Greenfield Road and used a brick to shatter the front door.

The bank's security company could see the boy on surveillance video walking around the bank at about 3 a.m. and called police.

Police said the boy broke into some teller drawers and took rolled coins and miscellaneous cash from a teller's drawer.

Sources tell Local 4 that the boy first told police he was 8 years old, but gave police a birth date that would have made him 9 years old. Police then determined he was 12 years old.

The boy also kept asking police about the snacks -- Funyuns and chocolate milk -- he had taken to the bank with him.

The boy was picked up at the Southfield Police Department by his mother. She declined to comment to Local 4.

No charges have been filed yet.

Local 4 has learned that the boy is expected to go through psychological testing.

I know that we have some bike-riding, funyun-eating, milk-mustach'ed members here. Anybody need to clear their conscience?

 

[Eminem]

If that kid was really smart he should have hit the silver snippen tellers stash.His lawyer could have said well your honor you know there aint no silver in the rolls so it couldnt be the banks.( judge would have bought it). He could be charged for criminal trespassing and mischief.

Homie that kid is a genius I'm sure he's already told the police that

 

[Tnmountains]

Haha see this is why I should just skip to "why did 50 Cent get banned?" But then that's implying you know when you really might not. Do you mind telling me why? And if not, then why?

He knows why.He is welcome to return very soon should he so choose to do so.
Good luck in all your hunts.

 

[TimZim]

He could have taken his fathers truck and pulled the atm out and down the road! I say give him a few years,