LOL! Make me laugh! LOL!
Reminds me of my old neighbor lady.
She had a couple of hand guns, and very bad eye sight! After one of the hurricanes, and FPL finally got the power in our neighborhood back on, the FPL men were scared to go on her property to do electricity check! LOL!
They came to me, said, "you lead us in, she knows you, she won't shoot you"!