Wife Left Me

[WV Hillbilly]

i don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses and I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed something when she came home from grocery shopping.

I looked at the receipt and saw $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"


I don't think she'll be back

 

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[stefen]

Honest to God, most women just don't have a good sense of humor.

Take my neighbors pregnant wife for instance, he poked a little fun at her and she got mad.

 

[ClonedSIM]

Honest to God, most women just don't have a good sense of humor.

Take my neighbors pregnant wife for instance, he poked a little fun at her and she got mad.

hehehe.....

 

[dnewbury2]

Maybe it should be "He poked a little fun at her and she blew up."

 

[ClonedSIM]

Maybe it should be "He poked a little fun at her and she blew up."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stefen]

Or maybe he poked a little fun at her and she took him serious