Wife lost in Home Depot

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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. Its a coincidence. Im looking for my wife, too. I cant find her and I'm getting a little worried."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and shes wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- lets look for yours.
 

Hope they don't ask any of the employees for help, they don't know where anything is!:laughing7:
 

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