Worried about crime a friend from Texas told me what I needed for home defense

[RustyGold]

 

[dirtlooter]

you gotta hit em in the eyes with the shells, clip their nose and pry their teeth out with the 9mm!

 

[smokeythecat]

You need slightly larger clips, like for a battery charger Cute.

 

[SD51]

I see you got a chrome-plated 9mm, it's a beauty. Keep it oiled and it will last forever. That model doesn't have a safety so be careful when you put in a loaded clip!

 

[Duckshot]

You really need a .45 caliber wrench, not that puny nine.

 

[DeepseekerADS]

You really need a .45 caliber wrench, not that puny nine.

Oh yeah, that knock them down stopping power

 

[piegrande]

Hilarious.

 

[boogeyman]

Hilarious!!!! Sad thing is I know a couple guys who'd come up with the same items.......... Maybe that's a good thing.

 

[RustyGold]

You guys are too funny! Thanks for the likes.

 

[devldog]

When all else fails, break out the Heavy Artillery....The dreaded and much feared Breaker Bar. Lol

 

[TheGreenBoy]

You need to use life shells. The clips only becomes necessary after a couple of weeks. But the 9mm is only aplicable in communist and ex-communist countries; so your seupervisor cannot be 100% shure wheather or not you are a true communist, a free mason or just a plain mechanic. As a precoursion, he would delay the official report undefinately.

 

[A2coins]

Lol

 

[Professor of Engineering]

Very funny!