You might be a Redneck CRH if..............

[Bayquest]

You might be a Redneck CRH if...........
1) You get bored driving home in freeway traffic and take the boxes you just picked up and start unrolling and checking at 60mph.
Any more?
Man, this is addicting! I have been doing this off and on for years, but I never got into boxes until a few months ago. Is it worth my time? Heck no (at least not yet), but it sure is fun.

 

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[CaptainRobin]

You do rolls sitting at a red light in traffic, looking at your lap, moving your arms, bobbing your head to the oldies music on the radio, in a three-quarter ton 4X4 pick 'em up truck, and notice the other drivers around you are strangely interested in what you "might be doing"..... and you don't care.

I just smile at 'em.....

Robin

 

[wazonme]

You might be a red neck CRH if you have an orgasm while looking at coins

 

[packerbacker]

You might be a red neck CRH if you give out sacks of clad for Christmas instead of gifts.

 

[fatsmahoney]

If you have a collection of differnet coin wrappers from remote stores that you never heard of like Woodville Grocery or Chets drivethru and you just cant throw them away

 

[wazonme]

You might be a redneck if the only woman you had was on a coin

 

[bigtime400]

here you go...

you might be a redneck if you use your coin rolls and boxes to heat your Ice fishing shanty.

 

[coinmojo]

You might be a red neck CRH If your night out with the family Starts with a dump or too on the way to the movies or dinner.

If the tip you leave at the restaurant consists of 1/2 dollar coins or mangled coins rejected at the coin return. "YOU MIGHT JUST BE A RNCRH"

If you put together a playhouse built out of empty 1/2 dollar boxes from brinks for your kids. "YMJBARNCRH"

If you look around the house and find that you use a coinbox to store just about anything in "YMJBARNCRH"

If you were late picking your kid up from a scout meeting because you were trying to finish up a box to take with you before your dump closed. "YMJBARNCRH"

If you find yourself going through the trash can next to the coin return at the bank, and people see you, and you don't care. "YMJBARNCRH"

If you find yourself crawling around the coinstar machine at the grocery store. "YMJBARNCRH"

Well Ain't we got fun!!! ?

REDNECK CRH Mojo

 

[LJ]

You get bored driving home in freeway traffic and take the boxes you just picked up and start unrolling and checking at 60mph.

I must be a redneck then.........I've done that

You do rolls sitting at a red light in traffic, looking at your lap, moving your arms, bobbing your head to the oldies music on the radio and notice the other drivers around you are strangely interested in what you "might be doing"..... and you don't care.

I just smile at 'em.....

Robin

I must be a redneck then......I've done that.....

You might be a red neck CRH if you give out sacks of clad for Christmas instead of gifts.

Great idea PB. That sure would make it so much easier. My mom would probably get a kick out of that......


When you open the passenger side door and hundreds of coin wrappers pour out onto the driveway......

 

[coinmojo]

When you open the passenger side door and hundreds of coin wrappers pour out onto the driveway......


[/quote] yea that happens to me too

 

[CLZinTX]

"YMJBARNCRH" You would rather hit banks at lunch then eat.

"YMJBARNCRH" You would rather surf this forum than watch "Hee Haw" re-runs.

"YMJBARNCRH" You tell your wife your taking her to the neighboring town to eat at her favorite restaurant, and "Oh by the way, I thought we might stop at the bank for just a minute to dump these coins."

"YMJBARNCRH" You plan your vacation around how many different banks in different towns you can hit in one day. Never mind the tourist attractions.

"YMJBARNCRH" You buy your own coin counting machine so you know exactly how much you have when you go to the bank to dump.

"YMJBARNCRH" Your homepage on the computer is http://www.coinflation.com/silver_coin_values.html

"YMJBARNCRH" Your homepage on your treo / blackberry is www.kitcosilver.com

"YMJBARNCRH" You go to Casinos to search for halves never mind gambling. (IMMY comes to mind)

"YMJBARNCRH" You have not seen the top of your kitchen table in years.

"YMJBARNCRH" You don't have a kitchen table, you have a coin sorting platform.

"YMJBARNCRH" You are constantly washing your hands and commenting " I never knew coins were so dirty."

"YMJBARNCRH" Your routine at the bank is to give the coin machine slip to the teller and have her process it while you go to the bathroom and wash your hands to save time.

"YMJBARNCRH" If you know more about the coin counter and how to fix it than the "Expert" at the bank.

"YMJBARNCRH" You can proudly say, you have been to more branches and know more tellers by name, than any other living person in your area.

"YMJBARNCRH" You and your spouse fight over who gets to open which roll of coins.

"YMJBARNCRH" You get a kick out of giving young people half dollar tips and watching the expression on their faces.

"YMJBARNCRH" You can hear a penny hit the floor at 30 feet and tell if its a wheat cent or not.

"YMJBARNCRH" You sit here for 30 minutes trying to think of more things that make you a RNCRH'r.

"YMJBARNCRH" If you get a blood test and they detect high levels of silver and copper in your blood.

"YMJBARNCRH" If UPS does not deliver to your house, but Brinks does.

"YMJBARNCRH" Your wife is sitting here with you giving you topics for this post.

"YMJBARNCRH" You don't metal detect anymore cause it is not as profitable nor do you find as much as when you search coin rolls.

"YMJBARNCRH" You devise devious ways to deter competition.

"YMJBARNCRH" You mention to your buddy that he should go check out some of the banks in his area, just after you dump ton's of coins there.

"YMJBARNCRH" You get all depressed when a teller mentions she gave another customer a silver coin or two.

"YMJBARNCRH" You go thru withdrawal symptoms when the bank fails to order your coins or they do not come in when expected.

"YMJBARNCRH" If you ask the person ahead of you at the coin counter if they are turning in any old coins.

"YMJBARNCRH" And if they do you offer them 2 times face....

"YMJBARNCRH" If you have to stop thinking up these things and get back to checking your coin rolls.

Night All.

CLZinTX

 

[LJ]

LOL CLZ.......those are great!! Too funny.......

Thanks for posting them.

 

[Bayquest]

CLZ, that was great. I had a lot more when I started this post and I got interupted, but posted anyway. You came up with a lot more than I had in mind, but I resemble most of those.
Too funny!

 

[packerbacker]

Is your cats litter box an empty $500 half box?

 

[GMan00001]

You might be a Redneck CRH if...........
1) You get bored driving home in freeway traffic and take the boxes you just picked up and start unrolling and checking at 60mph.

done that.

You do rolls sitting at a red light in traffic, looking at your lap, moving your arms, bobbing your head to the oldies music on the radio, in a three-quarter ton 4X4 pick 'em up truck, and notice the other drivers around you are strangely interested in what you "might be doing"..... and you don't care.

Don't know about the oldies music and I don't have a pick'em up truck....but I can still relate.

If the tip you leave at the restaurant consists of 1/2 dollar coins or mangled coins rejected at the coin return. "YOU MIGHT JUST BE A RNCRH"

Why stop at the tip...just pay the whole tab that way.

If you put together a playhouse built out of empty 1/2 dollar boxes from brinks for your kids. "YMJBARNCRH"

Well, I didn't build a playhouse, but I did let them use the 100 or so penny, nickel, dime and quarter boxes as building blocks.

If you look around the house and find that you use a coinbox to store just about anything in "YMJBARNCRH"

They also make great boxes for wrapping XMas gifts.

If you find yourself going through the trash can next to the coin return at the bank, and people see you, and you don't care. "YMJBARNCRH"

I won't dig through it...but if there is something showing I will usually pick it up.

When you open the passenger side door and hundreds of coin wrappers pour out onto the driveway......

They just fill the floor...well at least they did until I cleaned the car the other day.

"YMJBARNCRH" You plan your vacation around how many different banks in different towns you can hit in one day. Never mind the tourist attractions.

Haven't actually tried it...but I did think about it.

"YMJBARNCRH" You go to Casinos to search for halves never mind gambling. (IMMY comes to mind)

90% of the time, its the only reason I go to casinos anymore... though its not limited to halves. Unfortunately the closest local casinos are all coinless now and with gas prices what they are the 3 hour round trip to the closest casino with coins just isn't worth it for the amount that I find usually.

"YMJBARNCRH" If you know more about the coin counter and how to fix it than the "Expert" at the bank.

hmm...yeah been there many times (just don't want to wait for an hour until they figure out how to reset the machine when they put in a new bin). After they fumble around for a minute or two repeating the same failed process over and over, I pipe up to tell them how to do it. What gets me is when they won't listen and keep trying the failed process another dozen times before they try what I say...which of course works.

"YMJBARNCRH" You get a kick out of giving young people half dollar tips and watching the expression on their faces.

Mine is using them at fast food places like McDs. More than once I have given the cashier $5 in halves and they try to give me $5 in change with my food. Either that or when you walk away you hear the manager or coworker come over to buy the halves you just spent out of the till...

$2 bills are also fun because everyone thinks they are rare. Or sometimes a mix of $2 bills, dollar coins, and halves.

 

[Scalper]

If all the new wallpaper in your house has the CWI logo on it.....



You go to buy a new car and you insist he only way u will buy it is if you can payfor it is in clad...



You stand out beside the road witha sign that say will work for silver.



If u have to fill out the Fed forms for deposits over 10k and you are a real red neck if they deposit was just in pennies




All the new furniture in your house the boxspring , the entertain center , the dining room set is just really made outta of Brinks boxes and superglue .




If spouse turns out in bed and winks and says baby want to have some fun tonight and you say yes will the blood just a pumping and you run downstairs and log on to this forum to see if some has scored some nice keeepers .




On Sundays when you go to church you always forget your bible but u never forget your copy of the Red Book .

 

[ringding]

You might be a CRH redneck if you buy $10 worth of lottery tickets and you pay for them with halves.

You might be a CRH redneck if you heated your Alabama home all winter by burning your half dollar wrappers in the wood stove.

You might be a CRH redneck if you put your tithe in the form of half dollars in the collection plate at the Goober, Alabama First National Baptist Church.

You might be a CRH redneck if you have to replace the shock absorber struts on your 1975 Ford pickup because of all of the boxes of halves you have hauled.

You might be a CRH redneck if you go to the doctor because of sore thumbnails from peeling the paper off of half rolls and the doctor leaves the room and gets the rest of his staff to come in and take a look. Later, you hear rumors that the doctor published an article about your condition in the New England Journal of Medicine.

 

[packerbacker]

Do you get behind an armored car on the freeway and wonder how many half dollars are in it and not care about the paper money?

 

[CaptainRobin]

You plan and build a smelting device to melt silver coin to make jewelery, and it doubles as a cooker for the mash in your home distilling device....

Robin

 

[jewelerdave]

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