Your biggest lesson learned in life?

[groundfisher]

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. They can completely asphalt a lot in 24 hours.

Good one stoney.

 

[jersey junkie]

Time heals all wounds

and

Time wounds all heals

 

[Jeffro]

Michigan Badger- ""If women don't find you handsome, they should find you handy"

At last, something I can use....LOL!

If superglue won't hold it, duct tape will..... And uh, don't forget to keep your stick on the ice, eh?

Good ol' Red Green- love that show, packed full of wisdom-

 

[Gypsy Heart]

No matter where you go, there you are.



If you're going to lie on treasurenet, at least make it believable.

........and entertaining!

 

[Michelle]

always listen to an expert.........NOT!

 

[rvbvetter]

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

Just so it will be known. This one was contributed by Pidjammies, a member of the forum, using my PC. HH

 

[PBK]

Advice which costs nothing should be valued accordingly.

Do more than is expected of you, and more will be expected of you.

Before you say an unkind word to someone, take the time to walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll already have a mile head start on him, and he'll be barefoot.

 

[GOLD1960]

"ENERGY GROWS WHERE THOUGHT GOES"

 

[texaspapa111]

NEVER lick the frost off of the pump handle !!!
NEVER pee on the electric fence!!!

 

[civilman1]

With almost 7 yrs of marriage...

Family 1st, Metal Detecting 2nd.

1) I learned that if the storm is brewing, let it finish and it'll pass soon enough.
2) Don't ever forget your anniversary date. :P
3) Don't ever forget her birthday.
4) Buy her a Rose, just because.
5) Make sure there's time during the work week for just the two of you, not just on the weekends.
6) Do the dishes and laundry too, she REALLY appreciates that!
7) Help mop the floor, feed the dogs, bath the kids, fix the light, fix the bathroom faucet leak, change the oil in her car...

It all ads up to a life long reward. Her!

Check this out,...Married my wife on her birthday/anniversary....my son was born on our anniv./her B-day....I think I got that one covered,.......But back to the topic,........YOU JUST NEVER KNOW...PERIOD!!!!!!

 

[Nana40]

No one is really ever who you think they are.

 

[Michelle]

NEVER lick the frost off of the pump handle !!!
NEVER pee on the electric fence!!!

ha ha ha

 

[Michigan Badger]

No one is really ever who you think they are.

Excellent and so true.

My mother used to tell me: "If you only knew how seldom people think about you you wouldn't be so worried about what they think."

At the time I was suffering from pre-adolescent WOE IS ME syndrome Mom was a very wise person.

 

[mojjax]

Never write when you can speak, never speak when you can nod , never nod when you can wink .


loosers weepers , finders keepers !

 

[Michelle]

No one is really ever who you think they are.

Excellent and so true.

My mother used to tell me: "If you only knew how seldom people think about you you wouldn't be so worried about what they think."

At the time I was suffering from pre-adolescent WOE IS ME syndrome Mom was a very wise person.

VERY,VERY GOOD!

 

[packerbacker]

If you can't be buried with honors, you should be left to rot on the ground.

 

[PBK]

Never write when you can speak, never speak when you can nod , never nod when you can wink .

Indeed. Reminds me of this bit of wisdom that would put a lot of lawyers out of work:

Never write a letter-- and never throw a letter away.

 

[Monk]

I'VE FOUND THAT ONE OF THE BEST THINGS i'VE DONE FOR MY CHILDREN. IS TO LOVE THERE MOTHER. AND THE REWARDS HAVE BEEN MANY.

 

[TXKajun]

Be careful when you get your first sh*tty work assignment. If you do good, then you get lots more! If you do bad, you don't get any promotions or advancements in your work/job/pay!

 

[Sandman]

Never answer the question from the wife if she a certain outfit makes her look fat.....................

Always say you didn't do it........

Never date a preacher's daughter either.