packerbacker
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A census taker knocks on the door of a dilapidated old house. A small boy answers and asks "Who the hell are you?" The guy says he's from the Census Bureau and would like to ask a few questions about the household. "Is your father home?" he asks. "Naw" said the boy, "That SOB left years ago to go find himself and he took the neighbor's wife with him to help him look". "Sorry to hear that" the man said "But, I have to ask, who taught you to cuss like that?". The boy informed him that his mother lets him do about anything he wants. "Is your mother home?" he asks. "Naw, she's down at the bar and probably won't be home until early morning". "Do you have any brothers or sisters" the man asks. "Yep, got one brother and one sister." "So, where are they at?". The boy says his sister is probably down on the street corner selling herself to get money for drugs. "My goodness!" said the census guy, "How about your brother, where is he at?" "He's in the laboratory at Harvard" said the boy. "Harvard?!" the man asks, "That's great to see that something good can come out of such a disfunctional family. Is he studying to be a doctor?". "Naw" said the boy, "He's in a jar on one of the shelves."
