homer007
Sr. Member
- Jan 11, 2008
- 268
- 2
- Detector(s) used
- WHITE PI PRO, TIGER SHARK,TESORO DELEON/XLT® E-Series Metal Detector. Whites PI Pro Detector
LAST TIME I WAS ON LINE . I SAID I WAS HEADING TO THE BEACH. WELL I DID, FOUND A HECK OF ALOT OF CANS , TRASH, AND 4 DOLLERS WORTH OF COINS. OK, OK, I KNOW EVERYONE SAYING , WHERES THE PICS. FIRSTS, I TRYED TO DOWNLOAD THE PICS AND IT SAID THE PIC WAS TO BIG. SO LET ME FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THAT PROBLEM. SO TRUST WHAT I SAID I FOUND............. NOW TO THE STORY OF THE NEW TOY.
I WAS SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW. LOOKING FOR A BEACH DET. DONT HAVE MUCH MONEY AND I LOVE TO HAVE A TIGER SHARK, SAND SHARK, OR AWhite Surfmaster Pulse PI Metal Detector... ONE NIGHT AT THE WEE HRS OF THE MORNING I WAS SURFING THE NET, AND NO I WASNT LOOKING FOR PORN. AT LEAST THATS WHAT I TOLD MY WIFE WHEN SHE ASKED WHAT WAS I DOING . ANYWAYS I FOUND A White Surfmaster Pulse PI Metal Detector . PRICED AT 250.00 BID. WELL I SAID, I COULD SELL MY GUN. SO I BID. DANG SOMONE UP SURFING FOR PORn , i mean FOR A DETECTOR. ANY WAYS THE PERSON MUST HAVE FOLLEN ASLEEP FOR MY NEXT BID AND FINAL BID WAS 358.76. I SAID TO MYSELF. I COULD SELL MY GUN, FISHING ROD MY FRIEND WANTED. MY WIFES DOG...HEHE, JUST KIDDING. CUT GRASS. OR JUST BEG MY WIFE FOR A LOAN..... OK GUYS, YOU KNOW YOUVE DONE THAT. WELL THE COUNTDOWN CAME. 10 ,9 ,8,7,6,5, AND I WAS SAYING TO MY SELF... PLEASE GOD, LET THE OTHER BIDERS THAT ARE BIDDING. LET THERE COMPUTERS CRASH,,, LET ME BE THE WINNER . NOW,4,3,2,1... I WON . IM NOT WORTHY, I SAID. . THEN MY WIFE WALKED BACK INTO THE ROOM AND ASKED ME. "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?" I JUST REPLYED. THOSE DIRTY SITES. THEY JUST WONT STOP POPPING UP. HEHE.. THE END.
I WAS SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW. LOOKING FOR A BEACH DET. DONT HAVE MUCH MONEY AND I LOVE TO HAVE A TIGER SHARK, SAND SHARK, OR AWhite Surfmaster Pulse PI Metal Detector... ONE NIGHT AT THE WEE HRS OF THE MORNING I WAS SURFING THE NET, AND NO I WASNT LOOKING FOR PORN. AT LEAST THATS WHAT I TOLD MY WIFE WHEN SHE ASKED WHAT WAS I DOING . ANYWAYS I FOUND A White Surfmaster Pulse PI Metal Detector . PRICED AT 250.00 BID. WELL I SAID, I COULD SELL MY GUN. SO I BID. DANG SOMONE UP SURFING FOR PORn , i mean FOR A DETECTOR. ANY WAYS THE PERSON MUST HAVE FOLLEN ASLEEP FOR MY NEXT BID AND FINAL BID WAS 358.76. I SAID TO MYSELF. I COULD SELL MY GUN, FISHING ROD MY FRIEND WANTED. MY WIFES DOG...HEHE, JUST KIDDING. CUT GRASS. OR JUST BEG MY WIFE FOR A LOAN..... OK GUYS, YOU KNOW YOUVE DONE THAT. WELL THE COUNTDOWN CAME. 10 ,9 ,8,7,6,5, AND I WAS SAYING TO MY SELF... PLEASE GOD, LET THE OTHER BIDERS THAT ARE BIDDING. LET THERE COMPUTERS CRASH,,, LET ME BE THE WINNER . NOW,4,3,2,1... I WON . IM NOT WORTHY, I SAID. . THEN MY WIFE WALKED BACK INTO THE ROOM AND ASKED ME. "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?" I JUST REPLYED. THOSE DIRTY SITES. THEY JUST WONT STOP POPPING UP. HEHE.. THE END.
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