DONT TELL MY WIFE. (I GOT A NEW TOY ! I GOT A NEW TOY !

homer007

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Jan 11, 2008
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BAIBRIDGE GA
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WHITE PI PRO, TIGER SHARK,TESORO DELEON/XLT® E-Series Metal Detector. Whites PI Pro Detector
LAST TIME I WAS ON LINE . I SAID I WAS HEADING TO THE BEACH. WELL I DID, FOUND A HECK OF ALOT OF CANS , TRASH, AND 4 DOLLERS WORTH OF COINS. OK, OK, I KNOW EVERYONE SAYING , WHERES THE PICS. FIRSTS, I TRYED TO DOWNLOAD THE PICS AND IT SAID THE PIC WAS TO BIG. SO LET ME FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THAT PROBLEM. SO TRUST WHAT I SAID I FOUND............. NOW TO THE STORY OF THE NEW TOY.

I WAS SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW. LOOKING FOR A BEACH DET. DONT HAVE MUCH MONEY AND I LOVE TO HAVE A TIGER SHARK, SAND SHARK, OR AWhite Surfmaster Pulse PI Metal Detector... ONE NIGHT AT THE WEE HRS OF THE MORNING I WAS SURFING THE NET, AND NO I WASNT LOOKING FOR PORN. AT LEAST THATS WHAT I TOLD MY WIFE WHEN SHE ASKED WHAT WAS I DOING ;D. ANYWAYS I FOUND A White Surfmaster Pulse PI Metal Detector . PRICED AT 250.00 BID. WELL I SAID, I COULD SELL MY GUN. SO I BID. DANG SOMONE UP SURFING FOR PORn , i mean FOR A DETECTOR. ;D ANY WAYS THE PERSON MUST HAVE FOLLEN ASLEEP FOR MY NEXT BID AND FINAL BID WAS 358.76. I SAID TO MYSELF. I COULD SELL MY GUN, FISHING ROD MY FRIEND WANTED. MY WIFES DOG...HEHE, JUST KIDDING. CUT GRASS. OR JUST BEG MY WIFE FOR A LOAN..... OK GUYS, YOU KNOW YOUVE DONE THAT. WELL THE COUNTDOWN CAME. 10 ,9 ,8,7,6,5, AND I WAS SAYING TO MY SELF... PLEASE GOD, LET THE OTHER BIDERS THAT ARE BIDDING. LET THERE COMPUTERS CRASH,,, LET ME BE THE WINNER ;D. NOW,4,3,2,1... I WON :hello2: :headbang: :laughing7: :hello: ;D :laughing9: :notworthy:. IM NOT WORTHY, I SAID. . THEN MY WIFE WALKED BACK INTO THE ROOM AND ASKED ME. "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?" I JUST REPLYED. THOSE DIRTY SITES. THEY JUST WONT STOP POPPING UP. >:D HEHE.. THE END.
 

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you sold your fishing pole? OMG!
Hope you find a multitude of treasures!
 

before you sell anything, get the machine go out and find some great stuff lots of gold, then you won't have to sell nuthing.
 

DONATIONS ANYONE :read2:
 

Homer,
You sir have my kind of sick sense of humor! :icon_thumleft: :tongue3: Funny post! :laughing9:
Congrats on the new detector. Looking forward to seeing your finds.
-MM-
P.S. Can you PM me some of those sites you were on, I've been married 27 years. :wink:
Just kidding, I'm from Indiana, I thought you said CORN. ;D
 

LMAO Doug
ModernMiner said:
Homer,
You sir have my kind of sick sense of humor! :icon_thumleft: :tongue3: Funny post! :laughing9:
Congrats on the new detector. Looking forward to seeing your finds.
-MM-
P.S. Can you PM me some of those sites you were on, I've been married 27 years. :wink:
Just kidding, I'm from Indiana, I thought you said CORN. ;D
 

Only problem with this is that the next time you come across something that needs killin', you'll have to beat it to death with your metal detector.....:)
 

Bad news. I think she just read your post. :laughing7:

Congrats on the new machine.
 

lol sounds like that midnight porn surfin really paid off lol :icon_thumleft: wtg on your new machine dig alot an make us proud young surfer of the late night lol
 

LOLLOL . AS LONG AS I HAVE A HAMMER ILL BE FINE. HEHE
Possumguts said:
Only problem with this is that the next time you come across something that needs killin', you'll have to beat it to death with your metal detector.....:)
 

THE UNIT IS 4 YRS OLD. HE USE ONE TIME TO FINE HIS WEDING BAN THEN NEVER USED IT AGAIN.....
snyper77 said:
How old is the unit? Don't those units sell for $1000? If so, heck of a deal at 350!
 

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