DONT TELL MY WIFE. (I GOT A NEW TOY ! I GOT A NEW TOY !

[homer007]

LAST TIME I WAS ON LINE . I SAID I WAS HEADING TO THE BEACH. WELL I DID, FOUND A HECK OF ALOT OF CANS , TRASH, AND 4 DOLLERS WORTH OF COINS. OK, OK, I KNOW EVERYONE SAYING , WHERES THE PICS. FIRSTS, I TRYED TO DOWNLOAD THE PICS AND IT SAID THE PIC WAS TO BIG. SO LET ME FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THAT PROBLEM. SO TRUST WHAT I SAID I FOUND............. NOW TO THE STORY OF THE NEW TOY.

I WAS SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW. LOOKING FOR A BEACH DET. DONT HAVE MUCH MONEY AND I LOVE TO HAVE A TIGER SHARK, SAND SHARK, OR AWhite Surfmaster Pulse PI Metal Detector... ONE NIGHT AT THE WEE HRS OF THE MORNING I WAS SURFING THE NET, AND NO I WASNT LOOKING FOR PORN. AT LEAST THATS WHAT I TOLD MY WIFE WHEN SHE ASKED WHAT WAS I DOING . ANYWAYS I FOUND A White Surfmaster Pulse PI Metal Detector . PRICED AT 250.00 BID. WELL I SAID, I COULD SELL MY GUN. SO I BID. DANG SOMONE UP SURFING FOR PORn , i mean FOR A DETECTOR. ANY WAYS THE PERSON MUST HAVE FOLLEN ASLEEP FOR MY NEXT BID AND FINAL BID WAS 358.76. I SAID TO MYSELF. I COULD SELL MY GUN, FISHING ROD MY FRIEND WANTED. MY WIFES DOG...HEHE, JUST KIDDING. CUT GRASS. OR JUST BEG MY WIFE FOR A LOAN..... OK GUYS, YOU KNOW YOUVE DONE THAT. WELL THE COUNTDOWN CAME. 10 ,9 ,8,7,6,5, AND I WAS SAYING TO MY SELF... PLEASE GOD, LET THE OTHER BIDERS THAT ARE BIDDING. LET THERE COMPUTERS CRASH,,, LET ME BE THE WINNER . NOW,4,3,2,1... I WON . IM NOT WORTHY, I SAID. . THEN MY WIFE WALKED BACK INTO THE ROOM AND ASKED ME. "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?" I JUST REPLYED. THOSE DIRTY SITES. THEY JUST WONT STOP POPPING UP. HEHE.. THE END.

 

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[mamabear]

you sold your fishing pole? OMG!
Hope you find a multitude of treasures!

 

[txkickergirl]

before you sell anything, get the machine go out and find some great stuff lots of gold, then you won't have to sell nuthing.

 

[homer007]

DONATIONS ANYONE

 

[ModernMiner]

Homer,
You sir have my kind of sick sense of humor! Funny post!
Congrats on the new detector. Looking forward to seeing your finds.
-MM-
P.S. Can you PM me some of those sites you were on, I've been married 27 years.
Just kidding, I'm from Indiana, I thought you said CORN.

 

[snyper77]

How old is the unit? Don't those units sell for $1000? If so, heck of a deal at 350!

 

[Woodland Detectors]

LMAO Doug

Homer,
You sir have my kind of sick sense of humor! Funny post!
Congrats on the new detector. Looking forward to seeing your finds.
-MM-
P.S. Can you PM me some of those sites you were on, I've been married 27 years.
Just kidding, I'm from Indiana, I thought you said CORN.

 

[Possumguts]

Only problem with this is that the next time you come across something that needs killin', you'll have to beat it to death with your metal detector.....

 

[RPG]

Bad news. I think she just read your post.

Congrats on the new machine.

 

[spartacus53]

I agree, don't sell anything and let the machine pay for itself

 

[Keith IL]

What kind of gun and how much are ya asking

 

[allen]

hope your new machine pays off quickly !!

 

[Tank69]

lol sounds like that midnight porn surfin really paid off lol wtg on your new machine dig alot an make us proud young surfer of the late night lol

 

[homer007]

LOLLOL . AS LONG AS I HAVE A HAMMER ILL BE FINE. HEHE

Only problem with this is that the next time you come across something that needs killin', you'll have to beat it to death with your metal detector.....

 

[homer007]

THE UNIT IS 4 YRS OLD. HE USE ONE TIME TO FINE HIS WEDING BAN THEN NEVER USED IT AGAIN.....

How old is the unit? Don't those units sell for $1000? If so, heck of a deal at 350!