Profound Statements

This is my own personal quote.

Sometimes the truth hurts.
 

greydigger said:
Why does that song go
"ABCDEFG, HIJ....." why can't they put in a different order?


You can, if you drink enough, and then take a roadside field sobriety test.
 

I'm insured by the good hands people...they give it to me one finger at a time ;D
 

1. Know what to kiss, and when!

2. Imagine what horrors would walk the streets, if peoples bodies were as underdeveloped as their minds.

3. Don't let the sands of time get in your lunch.

4. In a world of armpits I chose to be an elbow.

5. Be aware that a walk through the ocean of most souls will scarcely get your feet wet.

6. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, and head well their advice, even though they be turkey's.

7. You are a fluke of the universe......You have no right to be here........And whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back!

8. So make peace with your god, whatever you conceive him to be........A hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.

9. You know that all is in vain when an angel pees in the touch hole of your musket.
 

If you're not living on the edge - you're taking up too much space :tongue3:
 

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