Whiner's Thread: Whine about anything

[Hillbilly Prince]

I told ya I have a guilty conscience. go easy on me. now that we got that cleared up I can relax again.

Not sure what we cleared up lol

 

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[Chadeaux]

I hate it when folks mistake the "Treasure Marks and Signs" forum for this forum.

 

[nomad 11]

Not sure what we cleared up lol

worryin bout your hair fallin out ?forgot.....................LOL

 

[nomad 11]

Let's hear some real gripes not this snowflake stuff.

ok i have ? lets see how do i spell it again ? nur........op..........po.........othee ? in my hands and my feet and my brain from taking tooooooooooo many pillls. is dat a gud one ?

 

[Junkironkid]

Go to you’re detecting spot and you’re stomach starts rumbling. It’s not a hunger pain if you get my drift. Run to the vehicle and guess what you forgot the toilet paper.

 

[WannaDig3687]

ok i have ? lets see how do i spell it again ? nur........op..........po.........othee ? in my hands and my feet and my brain from taking tooooooooooo many pillls. is dat a gud one ?

nomad 11, my brother had neuropathy, and many other issues. I took him to the Doctor’s. He was a new patient, so we had to bring in all his meds. He, the nurse, and I had to use the exam bed to lay them all out and organize them! He was on over 30 different meds! Even the doctor said it was ridiculous. She started weaning him off of some.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Go to you’re detecting spot and you’re stomach starts rumbling. It’s not a hunger pain if you get my drift. Run to the vehicle and guess what you forgot the toilet paper.

Being on a boat in the middle of the lake with your husband and his friend and his friend’s stomach has that rumbling. Awkward!

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I hate it when folks mistake the "Treasure Marks and Signs" forum for this forum.

This observation is so good I have to whine about not making it.

 

[SD51]

Now I'm getting bozos calling me on my cell phone (twice a day for a week) claiming to be from Social Security. I never answer a call I don't recognize so they leave a message stating that my SS# has been compromised and I need to call them immediately. Had to laugh though, the last two calls they really screwed up because the first half of the message was in a foreign language and the rest was in English.


How about this for an idea? I figure out where these people are calling from, drag them out into the street and everybody in town is handed a baseball bat!!! I'm bad...

 

[holepuncher]

Go to you’re detecting spot and you’re stomach starts rumbling. It’s not a hunger pain if you get my drift. Run to the vehicle and guess what you forgot the toilet paper.

Be a man and use the blackberry bush leaves.

 

[Oddjob]

I figure out where these people are calling from, drag them out into the street and everybody in town is handed a baseball bat!!! I'm bad...

Never had this problem ever in my life; however I do love your solution, infact so much I do not even care if your problem is fiction, Im in, just sound like too much fun.

But can we dress him up like Santa first and then do it in front of a kindergarten and then an old folks home.

We just have to dr3ess up like a German cop.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Never had this problem ever in my life; however I do love your solution, infact so much I do not even care if your problem is fiction, Im in, just sound like too much fun.

But can we dress him up like Santa first and then do it in front of a kindergarten and then an old folks home.

We just have to dr3ess up like a German cop.

Nice to see you check in.
Seen a few vids where some dude in Brazil or africa steals a flip phone and get the bats, rocks, Mandela necklace from the village.
But why old folks. By the time they end up there they have no faith in anything lol.

 

[Oddjob]

Nice to see you check in.
Seen a few vids where some dude in Brazil or africa steals a flip phone and get the bats, rocks, Mandela necklace from the village.
But why old folks. By the time they end up there they have no faith in anything lol.

People do not believe old folks or kids, both fall under too little of a tax bracket, and therefore can not be taken seriously.

 

[dts52]

Stupid inserts in the packaging of ridiculously cheap items (like a plastic comb or a flyswatter) that say "Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of blah, blah,blah..."
dts

 

[dts52]

Stupid warning labels like: "Caution! Do not look directly into the muzzle of this firearm while it is being discharged." I figure if someone is that stupid, they probably SHOULD look directly into the muzzle and pull the trigger.
dts

 

[SD51]

Explain this... drove by a prison and there are signs on the outer fence saying, "TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED." Who tries to sneak into a prison.


Anyway, shouldn't the sign read, "TRESPASSERS WILL BE ADMITTED."

 

[fish1on]

Having to get up to get another beer

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Stupid warning labels like: "Caution! Do not look directly into the muzzle of this firearm while it is being discharged." I figure if someone is that stupid, they probably SHOULD look directly into the muzzle and pull the trigger.
dts

You are on fire here!

 

[GB1]

why can't sick people stay home

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Have anyone noticed everyone is now challenged? Everyone faces adversity?
You do not get a cold anymore-you face a health challenge. The neighbor kid is not a lazy nimrod-he faces adversity in his class work.
(Granted you can use this to your advantage. Like you oversleep. So you tell your boss you ran into traffic and he gives you the evil eye and gives you all the crap work.
But if you tell him you were challenged by traffic and overcame adversity, he will look at you with new respect and maybe even give you a raise.)