2 a.m. police stop

[Chug And Red]

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about gambling, alcohol abuse, and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Red

 

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[Jim in Idaho]

Good one, Red....thanks.
Jim

 

[Chug And Red]

RED!!! LMAO Yup I know Im I the dod House!!!!

 

[releventchair]

Heard that lecture, its not free either. No neat little snacks to go with it. no smile. Hard to find a come back.
Tried once,fell in the door with a couple bags of groceries(must have made some other stops too!)and was greeted with"drunk again!" blah and on.
Picked my self up on one leg and crutches and politely said "i could do that sober too!."

 

[truckinbutch]

Heard that lecture, its not free either. No neat little snacks to go with it. no smile. Hard to find a come back.
Tried once,fell in the door with a couple bags of groceries(must have made some other stops too!)and was greeted with"drunk again!" blah and on.
Picked my self up on one leg and crutches and politely said "i could do that sober too!."

My experience has been that when confronted with that situation the only appropriate response to an irate spouse is ,"YES, DEAR"