230 Miles Northeast of Dutch Harbor

coolpix9

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I was hitting a few banks today and not finding much. I went into one bank called Bering Sea National. I sidled up to one of only two tellers on duty. I instantly spied some silver in the teller's tray. I politely asked if I could buy the silver half and was rudely told no. At this point, I normally just chalk it up to experience but this time I decided to take the bit in my teeth and go for it. I jumped the counter,grabbed the half,flipped her 2 quarters and hauled butt out of there. I almost made it out of the bank before Nanook the security guard laid me out. I have certainly learned a life lesson from this experience. Cheers, Inmate 678445
 

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I was hitting a few banks today and not finding much. I went into one bank called Bering Sea National. I sidled up to one of only two tellers on duty. I instantly spied some silver in the teller's tray. I politely asked if I could buy the silver half and was rudely told no. At this point, I normally just chalk it up to experience but this time I decided to take the bit in my teeth and go for it. I jumped the counter,grabbed the half,flipped her 2 quarters and hauled butt out of there. I almost made it out of the bank before Nanook the security guard layed me out. I have certainly learned a life lesson from this experience. Cheers, Inmate 678445

lol wtf??
 

hahaha cheers man, hope you get out soon :icon_thumleft:
 

Well Played coolpix! I was wondering which one of us would get pushed over the edge by silver sniping tellers!
 

HA HA, straight up Oz style! Well, if you jumped on the teller punched her in the face and stole the half or worse poured gas on her and lit her on fire. That would be more Oz like. Funny story you told. Reminded me of the HBO series when you ended it with your inmate number. HH
 

Be sure to choose a good prison tatoo!
 

and here i first thought deadliest catch when i read the title.
 

I am really in jail. They gave me the keys to the computer room. Today I was out in the exercise yard and found a new friend. We are going to CRH when we get released. Wish me luck, gotta go, we are having Sloppy Joes for dinner.
 

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