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Colonial KirkPA

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Hey, dudes, the dudes and I got out to the site where I found my Spanish wilver this year. Our day consisted of tedious hours of sweeping and almost leading to the three dudes giving up the hobby. We were all ready to give this damn hobby up, snap our detector rods over our sexy thighs, and heave our entire scrap units into the nearby thickets. I think, many times during the day, I looked at Zoy and said with a tear in my eye, "Why? Why? Why? Just one coin!" Also, throughout the day, I would take my earphones off my head and lay down to sunbathe in between the cornrows. I thought, "Heck, if I can't find a coin, why not get a sexy tan?" During one occasion, while I bathed in the sun, Zoy didn't know that I was laying in the next row, so when he got close, I sat up quickly with some beef jerky in mouth and said, "Care for a treat?" He just laughed and kept on datectin'.

After a 15 minute soak in the sun at 11:55 a.m., the dudes and I decided to take a break. During our short hiatus, we heard "Mike the Lube Dude" mowing some historical grass on his farm property. Since Zeus's vehicle was parked nearby, he thought, "He better not hit my car with rocks." I looked at him and said, "He would clean your clock, Zeus! You couldn't take on a Medieval tavern bouncer!" After those complete sentences, we all started to roar out load in a hysterical fashion for about 15 seconds. After the laugh, I became serious and stated, "This place frickin' SUCKS!" Oh, by the way, so far, I had only found a musketball. Before we got back to datectin', I pulled some Strawberry blunts out of my mended pockets and stated, "Care for a smoke?" So, we detected for about another hour with not much to show for.

To end the day, Zeus and Zoy each found a button. While walking back to the car, I stated with disgust, "I frickin' wanted to work on bettering my Colonial collection, but, instead, I have to settle for this frickin' burn on my chest." Just a word of advice, dudes, don't detect without a shirt! hehehe

When Zeus dropped us off at the house, Zoy stated, "Let me further some research. I will fax you some information tomorrow!"


Kirk the Detectorist
 
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KirkPA said:
We were all ready to give this damn hobby up, snap our detector rods over our sexy thighs.....

Also, throughout the day, I would take my earphones off my head and lay down to sunbathe in between the cornrows.
I thought, "Heck, if I can't find a coin, why not get a sexy tan?"

During one occasion, while I bathed in the sun, Zoy didn't know that I was laying in the next row, so when he got close, I sat up quickly with some beef jerky in mouth and said, "Care for a treat?"

"Mike the Lube Dude"

I pulled some Strawberry blunts out of my mended pockets and stated, "Care for a smoke?"

Kirk the Detectorist

Kirk,
Hilarious post! ;D
I thought some of that close family fun only takes place in west Virginia. I picked out the best quotes. He,he,he. ;D
You'll get em next time.
-MM-
 
I was wondering what the heck was laying between the rows and chomping on a slab of meat.
 
zoyboy said:
I was wondering what the heck was laying between the rows and chomping on a slab of meat.

LMAO!
;D
 
Hey dude, don't get too sexy for us humble tectorists here OK ;D

Although your day sounds like it kind of sucked, you made the best of it in your entertaining post. We all have days like this, a good lead turns out to be a big fat zero. It's all yin and yang, the delicate balance of life and pleasing the metal detecting gods. So now you have this yang sh@% out the way, yin on brother!

Smiles!
BDoo
 
Dudes, I must admit, I should take up sunbathing as a hobby. I do pretty well....hell, my chest is as red as a redneck. :D

By the way, I didn't quit the hobby! I will be back for some more!
 
Well at least you worked on your tan. Probably also built some character. Those type of hunts drive me crazy. I can only take it for about 2-3 hours and then I need a serious mental break.

You will get 'em next time.

Bob
 
You are right, Kirkie, we all got skunked like a skunk could skunk another skunk! :D :D hehehehe

All in all, let's keep detecting like a detectorist should detect! :D :D hehehehehe.
 
Funny story Kirk.
Medievil tavern bouncer, cool....



Keep safe and keep rutin' in the cornrows dudes.....
 

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