Anybody ever done something crazy while sleeping

[Judepb]

I don't know what's been happening to me the last week, while sleeping one nite i was on my stomach I guess and I jumped up and punched my headboard. I really don't remember the dream I was having but when I got up the next morning my knuckles were bleeding and swollen. Then last nite while sleeping I was dreaming someone was chasing me I guess and I remember my legs moving in bed like I was running and then I just jumped out of the bed and hit the hard wood floor about 5 ft from my bed. My darn knees are killing me rite now. I hope I don't break something while I'm sleeping in the future lol

So anybody got a good story what they did while they were sleeping?

 

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[gusser]

I made passionate love to movie stars while sleeping. Does that count?

 

[Judepb]

I made passionate love to movie stars while sleeping. Does that count?

Only if you got hurt lol

 

[pa plateau hiker]

You're possessed. Call the Ghost Busters.

 

[Roger Mn.]

Maybe your getting sewer gas or carbon monoxide . Close to death experience.

 

[Frankn]

Here's a weird one, only happened once.
In my younger days I use to get up at night and take a leak. It became almost automatic. Out of bed, half asleep, same path to the head and then back. Well, I joined the Army and one night, half asleep, I got up and followed that same path, but it led to the side of the Sergent's bed. I took a leak and went back to bed without even thinking about it. About 4:30 the next morning everyone in the tent was awakened by the yelling of the Sargent," Who pissed by my bed?" They never found out! lol Frank...

 

[Judepb]

Here's a weird one, only happened once.
In my younger days I use to get up at night and take a leak. It became almost automatic. Out of bed, half asleep, same path to the head and then back. Well, I joined the Army and one night, half asleep, I got up and followed that same path, but it led to the side of the Sergent's bed. I took a leak and went back to bed without even thinking about it. About 4:30 the next morning everyone in the tent was awakened by the yelling of the Sargent," Who pissed by my bed?" They never found out! lol Frank...
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Man U are lucky lol what do u think they would have done to you if he would have woke up?

 

[Wily Dunk]

Several years ago I woke up one morning and had blood splatter on my hands, arms, chest, and face.. I had no visible wounds or scratches anywhere on myself and to this day I still don't know where the blood came from...

 

[Msbeepbeep]

When I was a teenager I jumped out of bed, showered & dressed in a hurry because I thought I was late for school, then I looked at the clock...4:30 am! After that much adrenalin is pumping through you, you don't go back to sleep, it was a long day!

4 months ago after taking a prescription sleep med. I awoke in the morning to find everything in my purse dumped in the floor, I had thought about cleaning out my purse that evening but went to sleep instead, or so I thought. Haven't taken that sleep med since!

 

[Judepb]

Several years ago I woke up one morning and had blood splatter on my hands, arms, chest, and face.. I had no visible wounds or scratches anywhere on myself and to this day I still don't know where the blood came from...

That's really weird wily dunk, u weren't miss a pet or something the next day lol

 

[BryanM362]

I've heard of people doing really odd things on Ambien.

 

[Frankn]

Man U are lucky lol what do u think they would have done to you if he would have woke up?

I think he would have been pissed off! LOL Frank...

 

[Frankn]

Several years ago I woke up one morning and had blood splatter on my hands, arms, chest, and face.. I had no visible wounds or scratches anywhere on myself and to this day I still don't know where the blood came from...

Maybe it was the wrong time of the month to mess around! Hay just kidding. Frank...

 

[Wily Dunk]

That's really weird wily dunk, u weren't miss a pet or something the next day lol

Nope, didn't have a pet at that time and wasn't on any medications either...

 

[Wily Dunk]

Maybe it was the wrong time of the month to mess around! Hay just kidding. Frank...
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LOL... Nope, I was alone..

 

[MrMikeJackie]

I once punched my wife in the face when she kissed me while taking a nap. Still don't know what that was about.

 

[dieselram94]

I made passionate love to movie stars while sleeping. Does that count?

I um, er, hope you changed the sheets!

 

[JunkDetector]

Several years ago I woke up one morning and had blood splatter on my hands, arms, chest, and face.. I had no visible wounds or scratches anywhere on myself and to this day I still don't know where the blood came from...

Sounds like you had a bloody nose.

 

[G.A.P.metal]

I had a dream, that i was a car muffler and.... woke up exhausted

Gary

 

[Judepb]

My wife went through a couple of operations and was on meds. She would get up in the middle of the night open doors and walk around and have no memory of it! It was freaky, and luckily stopped when she was off the meds! lol ...... The worst that ever happened to me sleeping....we lived in a area where a lot went on at night outside, so I slept with a gun. One night I thought I woke up and she was beside me! I heard someone walking up the hallway. I grabbed the gun and she walked in the door. That scared me so bad, because I must of been half dreaming half awake! And swore she was sleeping beside me! I've never slept with a gun again!

Wow, glad u didn't shoot her