Funny and it reminded me of the pet dept. of some discount store years ago here in San Antonio. There was a cute monkey sitting way up on top of a shelf and my friend and I wanted to ask about it. The sales girl was HOT, with a low cut blouse and we were about 20, hippies and semi-drunk. I asked how much the monkey was and she said he wasn't for sale because he had been sold a couple times and brought back. I asked why. She said he had a sexual problem. I asked what kind of a sexual problem a monkey could have and was told that he masturbated. At this point my laid back buddy laughed, looked at her and said, " if I had to sit up there and look down at you all day, I'd masturbate too". We got thrown out and I always wondered where that poor little creature ended up.
! Wrong thing to say!
