Coin Shooter
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They say sex burns calories faster than anything you can do, and I believe it, I’m fat. 
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Yep, they say Divorce is the best diet, but then again, alot cheaper if you just drink water!....MD Dog said:I lost 180 LBS of ugly fat......
I gotta divorce.![]()
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course I coulda taken a shortcut and just chopped off my own head.![]()
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Actually I've never been divorced, been married now for 25 years come March 18th. Not the most beautiful woman in the world but then I aint the most handsome man. Most important quality about her is that she's still married to the likes of me 25 years later.![]()
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Sniffer said:I don't see ice cream as a downfall, it's part of the dairy group isn't it ?? LOL
Jeffro, I will second your weight loss program....And add that the only surefire way to lose weight..... and keep it off on a permanent basis.... is to burn more calories than you consume.....There is no magic bullet....Although some are blessed with a metabolism that will help them burn calories at a faster rate...Stevestevesno said:Jeffro said:Gypsy girl, you are skin and bones.
But, if you think you need to lose a few pounds do it right. Stay away from EVERY fad diet, special pill, ointment, drink, shake whatever out there. As soon as you go back to eating regularly EVERY one of them will put the weight right back on. Its because you're body is starved for whatever it was missing out on.
There is only one safe, reliable way to lose weight and keep it off.
Eat smaller portions.
Drink plenty of water.
Exercisebullet....Steve
borninok said:Gypsy,
Although not a diet per se, but I am a huge advocate of the Jack LaLaine Juice Machine. I juice every day....grapes, apples, carrots, pears, radishes, cucumbers, cranberries, etc. The crud that you buy off the shelf has a ton of preservatives in it...plus it has been on the shelf for a long time. A good example is to go to the grocery store and get a bag of radishes. See how much sodium is in the bag of radishes!!! Since I now have been diagnosed with CHF (Congestive Heart Failure), I have to watch my sodium intake like a hawk.
--Mel
borninok
Gypsyheart said:This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss
Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Haagen-Dazs ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)