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Now I know this thread is going to be killed. However it is quite funny, and I do hope I don't get banned for posting it. After all, this is only entertainment!
"Left" and "Right": A little Bible study
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right'.
To Peter, 'if you want to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.
They did and filled the boat.
Left & Right...
Origin of Left & Right...
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left”.
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
Can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican........I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
End of lesson.
Test to follow in November 6, 2014.
Remember, November is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
"Left" and "Right": A little Bible study
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right'.
To Peter, 'if you want to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.
They did and filled the boat.
Left & Right...
Origin of Left & Right...
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left”.
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
Can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican........I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
End of lesson.
Test to follow in November 6, 2014.
Remember, November is to be set aside as rodent removal month.