Bigscoops Tiki Bar is open........

[truckinbutch]

Hey , Scoop ,
SEAHUNTER , up on Shipwrecks , is tellin about opening a new bar in Jupiter . Recon we could talk him into comping us free beer there in return for the same favor here ? Mebbie you oughtta ax him since its your bar .

 

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[stefen]

Yo bro...whas this ghetto mouth talk

 

[bigscoop]

Whooo, got a little toasty outside today. Need me one of those big cold fruity drinks with lots of crushed ice. Hey! Who's the new midget chick tending bar? I didn't hire her? Oh, I get it......very funny Butch!

 

[stefen]

Maaaaaaaan!

Is he wearing his drag queen speedo's again...?

86 that pervert...

 

[bigscoop]

Was going to hire these two.....but so much for that idea since Butch already hired the midget chick.

 

[stefen]

Guess its time to get rid of Butch

 

[truckinbutch]

Was going to hire these two.....but so much for that idea since Butch already hired the midget chick.

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Well , hell ! Those two are overdressed for the clientel in this bar .

 

[truckinbutch]

Guess its time to get rid of Butch

Hmf........ I've never been thrown out of a bar
before ........ Have had to fight my way out a few times against strong odds .

 

[bigscoop]

Hmf........ I've never been thrown out of a bar
before ........ Have had to fight my way out a few times against strong odds .

Hey Butch....where you been hiding? Poorhunter get lost hunting mushrooms again?

 

[truckinbutch]

Found a nasty surprise when I woke up this morning . Any of you bar patrons know anything about who crapped in my Easter basket ?

 

[stefen]

Found a nasty surprise when I woke up this morning . Any of you bar patrons know anything about who crapped in my Easter basket ?

Little brown marbles...could be the Energiser Bunny...

 

[poorhunter78]

Little brown marbles...could be the Energiser Bunny...

Yo Cuzz!! shrooms, Free beer? He mus be on a Sonic Trip Again! What they call it Shroomin?

 

[ivan salis]

cuba libra por favor -- ( cuban rum and coke with a twist of lime )-- spanish gold eh , my speciality -- marks the spot.

 

[bigscoop]

cuba libra por favor -- ( cuban rum and coke with a twist of lime )-- spanish gold eh , my speciality -- marks the spot.

Rumor has the tiki bar was built over buried Spanish gold...........hey, wait a minute.........is that what you're implying? Here, have another Cuban rum & coke on me, pal.

 

[stefen]

Well , hell ! Those two are overdressed for the clientel in this bar .

Wonder if the last blond is named Dawn...looks kinda nervious...cracks me up

 

[poorhunter78]

Found a nasty surprise when I woke up this morning . Any of you bar patrons know anything about who crapped in my Easter basket ?

Sorry Buddy, When I was there you said I be right back.. Then it hit me, I wasn't about to come knockin on the bathroom door... So I found a temporary!!!!! Oh! Did your Hanky smell funny also, Butch! That wudn't Chocolate!!!

 

[poorhunter78]

Psst! Hey, you guys aint a gonna beleive this! Member when Scoop slipped Trucker that Magical fruity patooty drink? Then he was found behind the jukebox.. Well I saw him standing over by the Bathroom, Where that El Douche, A$$ washer thingy is.. Well that dish of candies there by the water fountain, I noticed they looked funny, So I told stefen to try one, They were all matted together, so he pried a couple apart for a taste! He did, And said it tasted like the Arse of a cow, and made his fingers smell funny..

 

[stefen]

Starting to sound like a Cheech and Chong routine...when Cheech Marin asks Chong what he had on the sole of his shoe...

Chong takes a sample with his finger and smells...say it smelled like dog doo...

Then Chong takes a lick and says it tastes like dog doO...

Cheech said 'Glad we didn't step in it...

Think we just saved Ole Humperdinck from getting his Bibb overalls soiled again...

 

[poorhunter78]

Starting to sound like a Cheech and Chong routine...when Cheech Marin asks Chong what he had on the sole of his shoe...

Chong takes a sample with his finger and smells...say it smelled like dog doo...

Then Chong takes a lick and says it tastes like dog doO...

Cheech said 'Glad we didn't step in it...

Think we just saved Ole Humperdinck from getting his Bibb overalls soiled again...

So did it taste as it smelled? You know what they say, You are what you eat..

 

[stefen]

Boy...you must be delirious...

As I said in the other post, smelled like fish...maybe Cat Fish...or Giant Clam...