Blue pill

[truckinbutch]

Stopped by the local drug store to pick up meds this morning .
Out of curiosity I asked the elderly druggist if he stocked Viagra .
"Yes , I do ,"he replied .
"Can you get it over the counter ?" I asked .
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He pondered for a moment and responded , with an ornery grin ,
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"Probably ......., if I took two of 'em !"......................................................................

 

[stefen]

On Halloween, you could go to a party totally nude wearing only roller-skates...

Anybody asks...you're a pull toy

 

[Chug And Red]

On Halloween, you could go to a party totally nude wearing only roller-skates...

Anybody asks...you're a pull toy

How did you Know that!!!! That was Last year's costume And I know red did not tell!!!! HH Chug!!

 

[stefen]

I'm told that ole truckin is a standup guy

 

[Ray S S]

 

[boogeyman]

On Halloween, you could go to a party totally nude wearing only roller-skates...

Anybody asks...you're a pull toy

Or a pink leotard & a mouthful of mayonaise. When asked what you're spozed to be squeeze your cheeks & tell em you're a pimple......

 

[stefen]

Boogers, you're bad

 

[boogeyman]

You all know there's no such thing as a mans private that is twelve inches long.... Why you ask? Cause then it's be a foot

 

[stefen]

he'd be a shoe in

 

[boogeyman]

he'd be a shoe in

Or a tripod................ Or athletes........................................................

 

[stefen]

Heard a story once about this old tightwad who'd hold a blue pill in his fingers and lick it, and then look down...

Then lick it again, then look down again...

Then lick it again, then look down again...

Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...Then lick it again, then look down again...

Until...well, you tell us how tall you got

 

[boogeyman]

Is that like the cheapest best working birth control pill ever made?

What is it you ask? Bayer Asprin!

The woman should take one Bayer asprin. Hold it between her knees & don't drop it.

 

[Chug And Red]

Is that like the cheapest best working birth control pill ever made?

What is it you ask? Bayer Asprin!

The woman should take one Bayer asprin. Hold it between her knees & don't drop it.

LOL Reminds me of when I told that to my ex mother in law, she mentioned how I should use birth control pills, how I was lucky cause we have it, cause she didn't, I told her "Yes you did, put an aspirin between your legs and hold it without dropping it!" OMG was she angry!!!! she left me alone for awhile!!!! Red

 

[stefen]

Is that like the cheapest best working birth control pill ever made?

What is it you ask? Bayer Asprin!

The woman should take one Bayer asprin. Hold it between her knees & don't drop it.

That's also called the Catholic Contraceptive....while dating women are to hold it between their knees and pray.

 

[truckinbutch]

Is that like the cheapest best working birth control pill ever made?

What is it you ask? Bayer Asprin!

The woman should take one Bayer asprin. Hold it between her knees & don't drop it.

That's also called the Catholic Contraceptive....while dating women are to hold it between their knees and pray.

Uh huh . Pray that when they let that asprin drop the only thing they have to worry about is their penance after confession . Vatican Roulette .

 

[boogeyman]

Bless Mom, Bless Dad, Bless grandma & Grandpa, And Thank you god for making Mom drop the asprin otherwise I wouldn't be here thanking you! Amen.........