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Several couples from the neighborhood were sitting around the pool deck enjoying the Sunday afternoon sipping Margaretas with anticipation of the forthcoming deep-pit barbecue.
Several of the women were discussing breast augmentations when Bill broke into the conversation.
Sally, a neighbor, was expressing a desire to increase her bust size.
Bill stated that he was opposed to any kind of enhancement surgery and that he would discourage his wife or daughters from having this done. He went on to say that there are many other options and that they should be explored with an open mind.
Defensively Sally said: "For example?"
"Well there's always exercise" said Bill.
"That's proved to be a lot of bunk" replied Sally. "What else Mr. Know-It-All?"
"What about undergarmets and bras? They are said to be very effective."
"Sure, if you want to relocate fatty armpits" Sally offered. What else?"
"Charman Toilet Paper Treatment." Bill frustratedly replied.
"Oh, that's pure BS. How in the hell is that supposed to work smart guy?"
"I read in this weeks Newsweek about an AMA Study, that if you take three or four squares of toilet paper and wipe your cleavage area several times a day, you should notice an increase in your breast size within several months."
Sally smirked: "Oh, yeah. Sure."
"Well look what's its done for your Butt."
Several of the women were discussing breast augmentations when Bill broke into the conversation.
Sally, a neighbor, was expressing a desire to increase her bust size.
Bill stated that he was opposed to any kind of enhancement surgery and that he would discourage his wife or daughters from having this done. He went on to say that there are many other options and that they should be explored with an open mind.
Defensively Sally said: "For example?"
"Well there's always exercise" said Bill.
"That's proved to be a lot of bunk" replied Sally. "What else Mr. Know-It-All?"
"What about undergarmets and bras? They are said to be very effective."
"Sure, if you want to relocate fatty armpits" Sally offered. What else?"
"Charman Toilet Paper Treatment." Bill frustratedly replied.
"Oh, that's pure BS. How in the hell is that supposed to work smart guy?"
"I read in this weeks Newsweek about an AMA Study, that if you take three or four squares of toilet paper and wipe your cleavage area several times a day, you should notice an increase in your breast size within several months."
Sally smirked: "Oh, yeah. Sure."
"Well look what's its done for your Butt."
