Cajun Humor

[DeepseekerADS]

Down in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, Boudreaux gets a job with BP helping
with the cleanup of the Gulf oil spill. He reports for work and is told to
speak to a supervisor about his assignment.

He finds the man and asks, "What it is I'm supposed to do?"

The supervisor tells him to go to the animal shelter and clean the pelicans.

Two hours later, Boudreaux comes up to the supervisor and says, "Okay, dey
all cleaned. You want me to cook some rice??

 

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[Rebel - KGC]

HA! Cajun Humor...? Watching Jesse Duplantis on Sundays. He tells REAL funny stories, and he IS Cajun...

 

[gollum]

John Larroquette (from Night Court) is from Louisiana, and he told the best Cajun Joke ever:

Gaston and Delphine got married in a little church on the bayou. They jumped in the wedding Pirogue and poled them down the bayou to the motel, where they were to spend their honeymoon. Later that night Gaston showed up at his family's shack. He was covered in blood and kept mumbling "I had to kill her. I had to kill her. I had to kill her". His father said "Gaston, what for you had to kill her?" Gaston said "Daddy, we got to the motel. We got to the room. We got undressed, and got in bed.....then..... she was a virgin, so I had to kill her daddy!" His father said "What for you had to kill her cause she was a virgin?" Gaston said "Daddy, if she wasn't good enough for her own family, I couldn't bring her into ours!"

C-A-J-U-N JOKE

Mike

 

[stefen]

If a couple moves from Louisiana to California and gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

 

[gollum]

If a couple moves from Louisiana to California and gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

Don't forget, this is California, they could also be Brother/Brother or Sister/Sister!

HAHAHA

Mike

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Don't forget, this is California, they could also be Brother/Brother or Sister/Sister!

HAHAHA

Mike

Does Arnold know...?

 

[gollum]

Does Arnold know...?

Although Arnold is gone, you should have heard him talk about taking a Jacuzzi with Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, you know from him cheating with the maid that he likes those spicy Latino(a)s. HAHAHA

Mike

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Although Arnold is gone, you should have heard him talk about taking a Jacuzzi with Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, you know from him cheating with the maid that he likes those spicy Latino(a)s. HAHAHA

Mike

Well... THAT explains EVERYTHING! "J-Lo" is SPICY...

 

[stefen]

Arnold's gone but Jerry's now tiptoeing thru the tulips...and hope the hot tub's skimmer is working...

 

[gollum]

Well... THAT explains EVERYTHING! "J-Lo" is SPICY...

She LOOKS definitely hot, but in real life she is a major beeyatch. I know a couple of people that know her, and they say nobody that knows her likes her. Never met her, so I can't say from personal experience.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

She LOOKS definitely hot, but in real life she is a major beeyatch. I know a couple of people that know her, and they say nobody that knows her likes her. Never met her, so I can't say from personal experience.

HA! One can DREAM, tho...

 

[ivan salis]

its not her personality that makes her hot ...

 

[stefen]

We're talkin about Ole Two-Ax Handles here aincha?

Aka, Double-Wide...the one that needs a CHP escort when driving on California open roads...

 

[TheRingFinder]

I wonder why Cajun's don't get offended by these jokes? Well, maybe they haven't heard of the internet yet

 

[Chadeaux]

I wonder why Cajun's don't get offended by these jokes? Well, maybe they haven't heard of the internet yet

Paaashaaa, cher!

Not worth the effort, because the ones sayin dem things ain't smart enough to know better --- and if you try to explain it to them, it will make you just as crazy. Kinda like tryin to teach a cotton mouth to two step ... not gonna happen!

Besides, not everyone is as blessed as we are ... and I'm only half a bleed cajun.

 

[gollum]

Nah,

Cajuns, unlike many Americans have a thick skin (years of eating crawdads and gator). They see jokes for what they are....JOKES. They don't go whining every time someone makes a joke.

Mike

 

[ivan salis]

two Cajun cops pull up to ole phil's houseboat ..day tell him we gots good news and bad news ..which you wan first ? da bad news first says phil ... so the cops say ..well we know you wife mary jo fell offa yer houseboat de udder day and she didn't know how to swim and she wen undr like a rock ..we know we looked four hours fer her along wit you --da bad news is we fin her dis morning and she had drown... phil said ...ya dat is bad news .. so whats de good news ? ---well de cops said ...she had 2 dozen blue crabs on her and we got em for you and her twin sister just loves blue crabs steamed in beer and she is still single ...

 

[gollum]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Like the old Highway Patrol Joke;

Cop gets behind a guy on the highway and turns on his lights. The guy takes off. They give chase until finally the guy runs out of gas. As they are cuffing the guy, the cop asked him why he ran. He said "A couple of years ago, my wife ran off with a cop. The reason I ran was because I thought you were trying to bring her back!"

Mike

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Want me to get Cajun Jesse on here to tell funny stories, a joke or two, and preach a little...? HA, HA, HA! Just KIDDING!