Company Will Press Your Ashes Into A Vinyl Record!

[vpnavy]

The wife and I were talking about being cremated so the kids wouldn't have to worry about all the stuff that goes with burial. The wife had a great idea - have us placed in a build-a-bear so the kids could dress us up at Christmas, Easter, etc. Dang - great idea UNTIL I read that a Company Will Press Your Ashes Into A Vinyl Record. Decisions decisions decisions...

 

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[kingskid1611]

I wonder what my life would sound like on vinyl. That might be a song no one would listen too.....

 

[cw0909]

kind of cool and creepy at the same time
im going to pass the link on to 2 people, i think it is
something they would be interested in

 

[aa battery]

im afraid of needles

 

[Charlie P. (NY)]

My wife and I have both decided on cremation as well.

But I'd rather just be scattered in the woods or near a lake or river.

As ServPro says: "Like it never even happened"

 

[mrwilburino]

I'm having my ashes converted to a digital format. Vinyl is SO ​over.

 

[fmrUSMC_0844]

Im going with cremated. I told my wife to just flush me down the toilet. All drains lead to the ocean!!

 

[BobinSouthVA]

The father of Frisbee and Disc Golf had his ashes made into Disc Golf Discs you can buy
https://www.discgolf.com/disc-golf-discs/steady-ed-memorial-discs/

 

[Charlie P. (NY)]

Im going with cremated. I told my wife to just flush me down the toilet. All drains lead to the ocean!!

Solids get thickened, biologically digested, centrifuged, dried and stabilized with hydrated lime and then trucked to the landfill. ;-)

Local boater died and asked for his ashes to be released over Cayuga Lake. So a family friend with a Piper Cub agreed to take the urn and a helper up. They opened the urn, struggled with the sealed contents and when they cracked open the door the inrush of wind in the cabin stirred up with a cloud of the deceased all over them and the floor. After they landed he was dust-busted and tipped in directly from shore to complete his wishes.

 

[paulb104]

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Bios Urn is a biodegradable urn designed to convert you into a tree after life.
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[against the wind]

Interesting, , what song (s) would you have recorded?
Maybe, "My Way" by Frank Sinatra.

 

[treasuresalvor]

What happens if you get played backwards?

 

[patiodadio]

My wife and I have both decided on cremation also. If she goes first, I'm going to take her ashes around the country and spread a few at her favorite places. If I go first, they are putting me in an Urn and I'll be resting on the hearth by the fire place.

 

[fmrUSMC_0844]

Solids get thickened, biologically digested, centrifuged, dried and stabilized with hydrated lime and then trucked to the landfill. ;-)

Local boater died and asked for his ashes to be released over Cayuga Lake. So a family friend with a Piper Cub agreed to take the urn and a helper up. They opened the urn, struggled with the sealed contents and when they cracked open the door the inrush of wind in the cabin stirred up with a cloud of the deceased all over them and the floor. After they landed he was dust-busted and tipped in directly from shore to complete his wishes.

Oh well. But then what will I know. Ill be dead!!

 

[ckpage86]

I'd have to be pressed into a copy of "Animals" or "Wish you were here" as those are the best Pink Floyd albums ever. It'd be a tough choice though as to which one.

 

[Peyton Manning]

your wife wants to be made into a stuffed animal for your kids to keep?

smack her for me, that's just creepy

 

[RGINN]

I would worry cause I wouldn't have any say in which record. My son would probably be in charge of that and with the way he thinks, I'd probably wind up on a K-Tel Greatest Disco Hits. On cremation, one member of my family has been cremated. It took two weeks to settle out the arguments about whether that should done. And an alternative method, that boy of mine says he wants his body to be left on the prairie so coyotes, buzzards, and other scavengers return it to the earth. Not a bad idea really, and it goes back to some of our ancestors being hoisted up on scaffolds on the plains.

 

[dsdigger]

treasuresalvor, I know if I were pressed into vinyl and played backwards, the sound coming out would be a voice saying "I'm stuck in here. Get me out, Get me out now!" Freaky huh! Just cremate and toss into nearest ocean, all the instructions that I have left. Thanks!

 

[Super-Painter]

nice...

 

[ivan salis]

well do you record your life story before that make cut a record out of your ashes? -- if so you could in a way --speak after death-- like say tell folks your will --who gets what --or tell off folks that you couldn't afford to in "real life" ....or tell folks that you'll haunt them .for the evil they did in life to you ..or of course you could be kind ...telling your loved ones not to greave too much that your in heaven now ..and that you love them and will watch over them ...