CRISPINS CRITTERS

[releventchair]

Watcha gonna do to leave a mark, umm hmm.​

 

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[Backbacon]

Work is out! Now the work begins...yuck. I'm practicing my smile and nod routine. Best to just reflect back, "That sounds difficult." "Wow, how frustrating." "Yeah, that is hard."

Ms. Jackson? The good psych nurse and I settled our differences quite a few months back. Turns out she wasn't really a psych nurse, and well, "I'm sorry Ms. Jackson. I am for real."

Crispin

I'm not a Doctor my friend nor would I ever claim to be. However, I do work in Logistics and my logical choice would be slugging down a few Guinness to ease some of the pain. Ever try the drink called the Irish Car Bomb? Take a Shot Glass, pour a half ounce of Irish Whiskey into it, top that with a half ounce of Bailey's Irish Cream, then drop the shot glass into a half pint of Guinness and suck it back. There's nothing like a few rounds of those beauties at a stuffy party to turn the night around and they taste absolutely fantastic. It worked for myself a few years back at one of the wife's Christmas parties, our table was rocking and it was a great night of total strangers having a blast.

 

[Crispin]

Departing for wife's office party in T - 10minutes. Here is what I want to know...if it is casino night then why can't I dress like how I do at that casino? Soccer jersey, shorts, UVA hat pulled low down around eyes, short leather jacket, flip flops, and IPOD on with ear buds in. O no, I have to wear dress slacks, shoes, and a collared shirt. Some lousy stinking casino night. Guaranteed to be playing with fake money. Alcohol better be real or else we leaving. I'll check back in here if anybody is still awake when we get back. Mostly depends on how poorly I behave . Anybody laying bets on how long it takes me to say something inappropriate? Not an if question...but when. Maybe I'll run into Ms. Jackson along the way.

RC: Police are tracking him...I'm good. He has larger prey on his mind. Crazy world.

Crispin

 

[Backbacon]

Departing for wife's office party in T - 10minutes. Here is what I want to know...if it is casino night then why can't I dress like how I do at that casino? Soccer jersey, shorts, UVA hat pulled low down around eyes, short leather jacket, flip flops, and IPOD on with ear buds in. O no, I have to wear dress slacks, shoes, and a collared shirt. Some lousy stinking casino night. Guaranteed to be playing with fake money. Alcohol better be real or else we leaving. I'll check back in here if anybody is still awake when we get back. Mostly depends on how poorly I behave . Anybody laying bets on how long it takes me to say something inappropriate? Not an if question...but when. Maybe I'll run into Ms. Jackson along the way.

RC: Police are tracking him...I'm good. He has larger prey on his mind. Crazy world.

Crispin

Have a good time and when in doubt just think "what would Backbacon do in this situation" and then act on it.

 

[releventchair]

Have a good time and when in doubt just think "what would Backbacon do in this situation" and then act on it.

Cue sirens!(oh,we live cause there is a sax at the end.)

 

[G.I.B.]

Have a good time and when in doubt just think "what would Backbacon do in this situation" and then act on it.

 

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no filter!

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[releventchair]

Must be out of gas and needing a push start?

 

[Backbacon]

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Hey, when in Rome....

 

[worldtalker]

We travel in different circles at times but if you cheer for a friend I won,t cheer against them as in the end its not what you have to show ,but what you have to show.
Where in the heck did we lose Pippin? if Pippin the T-Net vs smokin long bottom leaf Pippin.. I don,t agree with a bit of his stuff, duck in and out of posts ,so no concern there but ?
Pippin. Hmm,0.K. , 11 2 13 last active, disagreeing with things .. I see a difference of opinion but so..nope don,t have it figured.
Cripes I,ll argue with Pippin about guns, even about Az. but not to the point we can,t argue.

Cripes,


Ain't heard that word in a spell!!!!!!!!

 

[worldtalker]

Hey, when in Rome....

Wasn't that the fall of Rome?

 

[AU24K]

GIB,

You just got to make sure you can run faster than the cheetah's prey whatever that might be....lol...

Regards + HHB

ill

Actually,


You need only to be able to out-run your companions....

Best,

Scott



A BEAUTIFUL GIBSON SUNBURST!​

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin,

I see you're still running against the wind....

Departing for wife's office party in T - 10minutes. Here is what I want to know...if it is casino night then why can't I dress like how I do at that casino? Soccer jersey, shorts, UVA hat pulled low down around eyes, short leather jacket, flip flops, and IPOD on with ear buds in. O no, I have to wear dress slacks, shoes, and a collared shirt. Some lousy stinking casino night. Guaranteed to be playing with fake money. Alcohol better be real or else we leaving. I'll check back in here if anybody is still awake when we get back. Mostly depends on how poorly I behave . Anybody laying bets on how long it takes me to say something inappropriate? Not an if question...but when. Maybe I'll run into Ms. Jackson along the way.

RC: Police are tracking him...I'm good. He has larger prey on his mind. Crazy world.

Crispin

 

[G.I.B.]

I'm doing some studying-


Educational video's.

 

[AU24K]

Departing for wife's office party in T - 10minutes. Here is what I want to know...if it is casino night then why can't I dress like how I do at that casino? Soccer jersey, shorts, UVA hat pulled low down around eyes, short leather jacket, flip flops, and IPOD on with ear buds in. O no, I have to wear dress slacks, shoes, and a collared shirt. Some lousy stinking casino night. Guaranteed to be playing with fake money. Alcohol better be real or else we leaving. I'll check back in here if anybody is still awake when we get back. Mostly depends on how poorly I behave . Anybody laying bets on how long it takes me to say something inappropriate? Not an if question...but when. Maybe I'll run into Ms. Jackson along the way.

RC: Police are tracking him...I'm good. He has larger prey on his mind. Crazy world.

Crispin

"Hey, Mr. C,

If anyone gives you any trouble,
you just tell them a bunch of angry metal detectorists have your back."
------------------

Always let people THINK that you are more stupid or more drunk than you really are.
Depending on the situation.
I've frequently used both.....


My Best Wishes,

Scott

PS.
How better to observe than when you are not being observed?​

 

[G.I.B.]

Don't want to go to the wife's socials?

Easy, just talk to the pretty women there, and none of the guys.

You will stop getting invited pretty quick.

 

[AU24K]

Well, Friends,

The week draws to a close and I hope all had more times of pleasure and happiness than sorrow.

May y'all have a great weekend!

It was rainy and foggy all week here in north Georgia....

So, why not again tonight?



I've got a box of newspapers to take to the shelter tomorrow.
And some kitty treats.

I hope to amuse as well as be amused....
(should I take my laser pointer?)

Gonna see some critters and show love!
And I might just take my camera this time!

I do hope that Julie will be there.....

She helped me with a College Project a few semesters ago....
http://www.humanesocietyofnortheastgeorgia.org/

To tell the story truthfully,
I approached my Social Psychology Professor with my idea of a study
to include the shelter as a beneficiary.
My Professor was immediately receptive and helped
to arrange a meeting together with Julie, whom my Professor knew.

All participants of my research group received a "generous" passing grade.

I have pictures to accompany that study/story.....
Here's a sample....


Guess which one is me....

Oh.
Did someone ask for contrast?

Well,
I'll give you this and no more unless requested.


(damn kids......)

(We both shaved, but I tucked my long hair up under my hat.....)


Our group determined the best socio-economic group available to survey was that of Wal-Mart patrons.
I kid you not. Research was performed here.....

I nominated myself to liaison person with the local Wally-World.
Really?
Any objections?

OK.
You go, Scott!



At first....
It's a "No Go."

I report my progress, or, specifically, lack of progress, to my Professor.

Soon, I'm signing some form that let's us conduct our study outside of the entrance of the local Wally World!


The gist of the study was which persona would receive the most donations based upon the solicitors appearance.

We raised nearly $400!



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I fight SAD.
Seasonal affective disorder (SAD) - MayoClinic.com

And,

I always win.

Slow down, enjoy Friends and Family,
and,
Always,

Make time just for yourself!

My Best Wishes,

Scott​

 

[Crispin]

Bill,

there are tears in my eyes....

Crispin

 

[Crispin]

I'm not a Doctor my friend nor would I ever claim to be. However, I do work in Logistics and my logical choice would be slugging down a few Guinness to ease some of the pain. Ever try the drink called the Irish Car Bomb? Take a Shot Glass, pour a half ounce of Irish Whiskey into it, top that with a half ounce of Bailey's Irish Cream, then drop the shot glass into a half pint of Guinness and suck it back. There's nothing like a few rounds of those beauties at a stuffy party to turn the night around and they taste absolutely fantastic. It worked for myself a few years back at one of the wife's Christmas parties, our table was rocking and it was a great night of total strangers having a blast.

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My friend,

You just picked a fight you can't win... I'll buy your next plane ticket south of Canada. We have something to settle that only men if front of a fire can understand.

 

[Crispin]

Okay folks,

I've been drinking all night and playing poker at the wife's casino night. Turns out...I'm the big winner. What's my prize? Fifty some odd inch LCD TV. Got no use for such nonsense. Give it away to the closest person next to me.

God Bless All,

Listen to the requested music, if you don't share a tear, you are not human.

Crispin