CRISPINS CRITTERS

[AU24K]

OK.

Here's the story of the gorilla in the bar where I was shooting pool...

Are you sure I haven't told this story before?

Well,

OK,

Here it is....

Late one afternoon I was "cleaning the tables" before the "college crowd" came in.

(Perhaps I've told the story of my Pop and I hustlin' pool?)

In Lawrence, KS.
Home of the Jayhawks.....

Oh...yeah...go jayhawks...

I attended classes there once.....
even tried out for the Baseball team...
(That' a whole 'nother story....)
{from a LONG time ago}

My Buddy Jim was at the bar. (behind the bar, the bartender, an employee)

I had just got a pitcher from him when the drunk Gorilla waked in.

Our eyes met and he stormed to me, snarling and full of anger....

He accused me of being with his wife....

He said that he was going to kill me.

Folks,

That's code words for, "Really?"

He grabbed a pool cue and swung it at me.
I turned my back and the pool stick shattered on my back.....

As he rushed me, I grabbed a pool ball, I think it was either the 2 ball or 12 ball,

and mashed it into his forehead.

Well, he fell like a sack of taters and the blood gushed.


My Buddy Jim Said,
"Get your a$$ out the back before the cops come and I didn't see anything."

Have I been to a bar since?

Maybe.....

Best,

Scott

At the time,
It was just another day.....A Tuesday?

​

 

[releventchair]

Game over.

 

[AU24K]

Ya know,

I appear "tough" only 'cause I am.



I've had a rough life...

Some have, in the past, questioned my "toughness."

They have paid.

Dearly.....

I''m not the tough guy you would see in any movie...

I'm the Guy who was there, in a bunker, during the "Cold War,"
at 10-15 degrees below freezing.

For days.

And nights.......

{This is about all that I'm authorized in stating.....}

Made me strong as an American with a vote.

Oops!

Too much politics?

HA!

Too Damn Bad.

I and many others paid the price for you to vote....

DO IT!

Think about how you vote!​

 

[Togreenfeet]

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[AU24K]

Oh, the Military stories I could tell.....

But I won't.

Ever.

You know why....

Scott

Let's go for a Ride!



Yeah, go full screen here, too.

Perhaps you remember the story of my Mom's suitor.....
He and I "went for a ride" when I met him for the first time.....

 

[AU24K]

Just....

Well..

Just 'cause!

Y'all enjoy, now hear?



Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

And especially for my Friends,

A full Moody Blues Concert.


The strength of convictions, playing an old Gibson....
On "Tuesday afternoon"

I was sweating today and makin' a difference at DRC!

And a full Orchestra backing you!
The songs I hummed to myself while working on wheelchairs...

Full Screen is optional, But I'm there!

Definitely study music for this Fall Semester Classes....

Best,

Scott

 

[bill from lachine]

Scott,

As the saying goes "Another one bites the dust"...lol...

OK.

Here's the story of the gorilla in the bar where I was shooting pool...

Are you sure I haven't told this story before?

Well,

OK,

Here it is....

Late one afternoon I was "cleaning the tables" before the "college crowd" came in.

In Lawrence, KS.
Home of the Jayhawks.....

Oh...yeah...go jayhawks...

I attended classes there once.....
even tried out for the Baseball team...
(That' a whole 'nother story....)

My Buddy Jim was at the bar.

I had just got a pitcher when the drunk Gorilla waked in.

Our eyes met and he stormed to me, snarling and full of anger....

He accused me of being with his wife....

He said that he was going to kill me.

Folks,

That's code words for, "Really?"

He grabbed a pool cue and swung it at me.
I turned my back and the pool stick shattered on my back.....

As he rushed me, I grabbed a pool ball, I think it was either the 2 ball or 12 ball,

and mashed it into his forehead.

Well, he fell like a sack of taters and the blood gushed.


My Buddy Jim Said,
"Get your a$$ out the back before the cops come and I didn't see anything."

Have I been to a bar since?

Maybe.....

Best,

Scott

At the time,
It was just another day.....

​

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Daryl's House - Minus the bear.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Scott that's hilarious

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[G.I.B.]

I thought all gorilla's were Bronco's fans...

 

[Togreenfeet]

Bill you always come through buddy. I wonder where GIB, PAT CAT, and Squigger, Worldtalker and Backbacons have been a hiding

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[Togreenfeet]

Hey there GIBBY Must've heard me talking about ya!!!!

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[pat-tekker-cat]

I been trying to work, as little as possible, but it happens, sometimes.
Left a hairball in the p thread, sent Mike a laugh or two, I hope, seeing the dentists about this broke tooth, and I gotta put the trash out this evening, little noms noms, and hahaha's in between. Nothing real exciting, sorry to report.
Wherz awl da udder critters?

 

[Togreenfeet]

I'm always around but I'm leaving Saturday for our cruise with the boys!! Actually leaving tomorrow to get away from the house and " some people" headed to San Juan, Nassau, StThomas and Grand Turk. Been paying for this cruise for about a year, finally paid for and looking forward to every day of it! It's a family reunion with my wife's family. I actually like my outlaws! Think of it, someone else provides the cooking, cleaning, and entertainment. Might have one more obstacle to cross tomorrow or tonight, pray he don't show and he's a man of his word!
Later Critters, I think I hear Jimmy Buffet in the background .......,

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[G.I.B.]

Sounds like a great cruise, be sure to bring back some quality photos of the scenery!

And by all means- have a wonderful vacation!

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

A tune for you....this gal is pretty good.

Anna Nalick - Breathe..

 

[releventchair]

 

[G.I.B.]

I don't know if he will stop by or not tonight- but this one's for my buddy Crispin-

Here ya go pal...

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Managed a gold ring and a 10 cent silver coin this morning....maybe I should buy a lottery ticket...lol...

Regards + HH

Bill