CRISPINS CRITTERS

[Treasure_Hunter]

Seems like that would be hard to say with a straight face when signature's are massive political statements attached to each and every post... just sayin...

Hope you had a great 4th of July celebration in the middle of the state. Looked like lots of thunderstorms up that way.

GIB, as stated many times, per admins political signatures do not violate TN rules. There are exceptions such as language, offensive avatars, attacks on members or on TreasureNet.....


I was in Brandon for the 4th no rain while there, we have had storms in Orlando but so far no violent storms...

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Wife & I were in Outer Banks, NC (Kill Devil Hill) back in April; we "adopted" a Sea Gull, and named him Morton... we were going to Awful Arthur Bar/Restaurant for party at mid-nite, but SHE "chickened out". Arthur (Hurricane) hit below Nags Head, NC @ 11 pm; NEXT morning, we saw Morton the Sea Gull reporting "LIVE" at WOBX; "When it RAINS... It POURS!"

 

[Togreenfeet]

I'm BBBBBAAAACCCCKKKKK! Glad to see no changes with the Critters. Ill post some pics JG wife found and deleted all my bikini pics! Boo hoo.

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[bill from lachine]

Folks,

A tribute to 9/11 heroes.....Imagine - by Neil Young.

 

[releventchair]

I'm BBBBBAAAACCCCKKKKK! Glad to see no changes with the Critters. Ill post some pics JG wife found and deleted all my bikini pics! Boo hoo.

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She save the ship pics.?
At lest they tested it for seaworthiness before you left. L.o.l..

 

[dieselram94]

RC, that's an awesome pic! LOL
I will post pics soon. I was not able to install any of my parts as it turns out the company sent some wrong parts, so instead I hope to get it all put together this week sometime after work. Just as soon as I get the correct replacement part I will get some pics up. I must admit, I was very dissapointed with having to wait! Oh well...

 

[Togreenfeet]

Of course you can see I can't sleep again , but I have a story for all. This ship sold out every cabin, so she was full of people someone said 1200 kids!! My grandson wanted a strawberry smoothie so I had to get that from the outside bar by the pool, which I thought was too small. So I take the "chick magnet" with me to the bar and I am following the most gorgeous body I have ever seen. Her legs were runners legs her waist is perfect, her black hair is perfect, her 2 piece bikini is perfect, she turns to sit at the bar stool..... Her $10000 boob job is perfect!

So I sit my grandson strategically at the stool between us. The bartender comes to me first I said this young lady was here first......... She turns and looks at me, and she was the ugliest woman I have ever seen! Too late, is this your beautiful boy she says with an accent....... Hmmmm I know this accent. He is my grandson. No you are too young to be grandpapa. Thank you. Where are you from I ask, Ukraine? Yes but we have been gone for 18 years. I put her in her 40's.

So I ask her do you believe in magic? She smiles, magic? I pull out a deck of cards and believe myself to be an amateur magician. I like Criss Angel and David Blaine's stuff.......anyway, do you have time for a card trick sure she says. I tell her any True Southern Gentlemen would never ask a woman her age........ But I will tell you your birth month and birthdate. I nailed it. January 15th !! Just about blew her bikini off she loved that trick and was very excited........ Asked for another card trick so I told her I would guess the first 2 digits of her 4 digit cabin number ....... That was better than the first. So I did a couple card tricks had some innocent with Katy from the Ukraine, get my grandsons strawberry smoothie and went about my business............ Not so fast there big boy..........

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[Togreenfeet]

There were 19 of us on this cruise for my wife's family reunion. Thing is when she gets around everybody like that she gets meaner than usual. First night out to sea- we have dinner and its 7:30, my wife tells me to take the 12 year old back to our cabin, get him changed, get him to deck 10 to a pre teen club and meet them at the Limelight lounge for a comedy show by 7:45. Ok, I suffered a TBI during this war and I get lost going to Walmart, I got the deck plans in hand and I know this ain't happening. I get the 12 year old to deck 10, by the time I find the Lime light longe the show is long over. I'm somewhere on the ship just walking in circles. I find the casino and a Sushi bar , the Casino is too loud so sit across from the Sushi bar in the large window. Totally lost in my own thoughts. I look up and who do I see coming down the hall? Yeup, Katy from the Ukraine, with her husband and 3 little boys. I smile, she smiles back keeps walking . She says something to her husband and comes back and sits beside me in the window, Uhoh. She puts her hand on my leg and says "are you are ok magic man?" " yeah sure I'm ok " Do you have any magic for me tonight?" Sure so I show her one of my favorite card tricks and pull it off flawlessly, she giggles like a school girl, we start talking, and walking and before I know it she has me out by the pool.......... Familiar grounds YES ! Her husband was a vacuum cleaner salesman and repairman, he made 6 figures a year. They lived in North Carolina,......... My god it was now 11:00 I had to get my 12 year old and get back to the room. So I went and got him, made it to the cabin about 15 minutes before the wife did " Where you been?" She says......I got lost so I found the pool and sat there for awhile. Yeah I bet you did. Hey I told the truth

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[Togreenfeet]

Thus begins the story of 2GF's stalker at sea or maybe she was infatuated. More to follow its been fun I hope everyone gets a kick out of my true adventure it's almost 0430im tired, going to see the back surgeon again at daylight wish me luck on that one. I missed my friends good night all

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[Togreenfeet]

Ok here's a numbers trick for everyone ( one of my favorite)

Think of any whole number from 1 - 10 got it
Now double it
Add I don't know lets say add 4
Subtract half
Now subtract the first number you started with
Are you ready??

Your answer is..............2
2GF out!!!!!

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[Mackaydon]

Did I actually sign up for this ??
I'm forgetting so much lately.
Don.......

 

[Togreenfeet]

I'm bored....... At the dr enjoy the ride

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[Togreenfeet]

That was entertaining, wants to cut me again. I laughed. Anyway I told Ms Katy from the Ukkraine I was married with children heck with grandchildren she says so.......... I knew I was in trouble. Everywhere I went she was there always smiling and waving. So I'd smile and wave back. The last day of the cruise we are all at the breakfast buffet and I get a hip check, I could have fainted....... It's Katy....... I'm thinking god I hope my wife didn't see that. So I go sit down. Guess who sits at the table behind us? You got it........ Man I was scared now I know what it's like to be stalked! See how quick I pull out my magic tricks again........ Hehe

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[G.I.B.]

I was not able to install any of my parts as it turns out the company sent some wrong parts, so instead I hope to get it all put together this week sometime after work.

Oh yeah- go ahead and blame somebody else. Maybe you got the wrong truck...

 

[G.I.B.]

Well TGF-

Since you don't have any photos of her, I guess we will just have to go with this one...

 

[Mackaydon]

I'd be very cautious on that cruise ship.'
Don....

 

[Togreenfeet]

Hehehehe

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[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Thanks for the story and chuckles....lol....

 

[Peyton Manning]

sounds like a fun cruise TGF

did her hubby not notice ?

 

[Togreenfeet]

Looking back I think they were swingers eeeewwww YUCK!!!! Sppppllltttt or he just let her do her own thing. I can say this . Neither one were wearing wedding rings! Scary Katy! I told my wife about it last night......... Yeup the couch was warm and cozy!

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