CRISPINS CRITTERS

[pat-tekker-cat]

GIB, I did kinda like that suit with the built in a/c.
I got nasa connections I can get my friend to float me one down on one of his sailboats.
It may come in handy for plan B.







Yeah, cute boat RC. I'd take a pic of mine(if we divorce), his(if it's tore up), ours(if we catching something in it),
but it's dark right now.

oh man, that reminded me, I gotta go make sure the wheel a still turn. Don't forget your dryer lint, too.

 

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[G.I.B.]

Ah yes, Pat's trained nautical cat-

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Another tune for you.....

Sheryl Crow - Strong Enough.

 

[releventchair]

This one came as a postcard a while back.

 

[G.I.B.]

What really makes that funny is that is the way we look for scallops...

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Another Sheryl Crow tune for you.....

 

[Crispin]

Bill,

Due to circumstances beyond our control we have been forced to lay low for a while. The casino thinks this will deter us, but in all actuality, it just motivates us further. We are hatching a new plan at this very time....top secret...cia type of stuff.

Crispin

G.I.B.

Lol.....I love your twisted sense of humor....

When are you and Crispin doing a sneak attack on the casino....between the 2 of you hopefully you can figure a way to break the bank.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin,

You break me up....lol....


I can see it now you and G.I.B. wearing fake beards and shades doing a shake down on the casino....this should be fun....lol.


Here's a video for you...



Regards + HH

Bill

Bill,

Due to circumstances beyond our control we have been forced to lay low for a while. The casino thinks this will deter us, but in all actuality, it just motivates us further. We are hatching a new plan at this very time....top secret...cia type of stuff.

Crispin

 

[G.I.B.]

Crispin,

See... the beards will work. I don't have to wear a dress.

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin/G.I.B.,

Watch very carefully and here comes the sting/take down by Bond....now do us all proud...lol...

 

[releventchair]

Some music for you guys to glue false beards on to.

 

[G.I.B.]

The beard itches-

I'll send in Abdul the cat.

 

[releventchair]

 

[AU24K]

WHAT!?! Someone set traps out here in the critter pen?
Well, my dad used to tell me something, said it was very important. He'd tell me,
"kitten, when you gotta move, you gotta move"!
Like when the train is coming down the track, and other times.
You'll know 'em, when they come.

Hmmm...

My Dad would tell me,
"Son, there's people in the world who are fast.
Then, there's ones who ain't.
I reckon you're in the middle, HALF-FAST."



Best,

Scott

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[squiggy]

The beard itches-

I'll send in Abdul the cat.

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INAPPROPRIATE on so many levels!!

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[AU24K]

INAPPROPRIATE on so many levels!!

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I agree.

Humor, in the true sense, does not condone violence, stereotypes nor animals.

Sometimes, one must draw limits to what is viewed as humor.

Not at all trying to be "politically correct,"
But I think we should "rein in" what is humor vis-a-vis what is offensive.

No hard feelings, just my opinion.

My Best,

Scott

 

[squiggy]

Love ya Scotty!

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[AU24K]

And,
For a turn of events and discussion,

Here's some of the guitars that I've owned.
And lost....


(And my step Grandson, Daniel...around the late 80's)


(I don't want to talk about this loss...)



(Ah! The sweet Gibson 12 string...)


(Back in '85 when some friends came up to Kansas from Georgia for my wedding. {second wife})

I've always had an ear for tonal quality.

I've always tuned my own guitars, even when playing live on stage,
and have never used any tuning aids.

In fact,
I'd search for restorable antique pianos to work on.





I've tuned Church pianos by ear.



My Best,

Scott​

 

[AU24K]

An acceptable example of humor, though archaic is,

"Did ya hear of the stick-up on the bridge last night? Yeah, some kid put it up there."

Or this:

Where do watermelons go during winter? John Cougar's Mellon-Camp!"



My Best,

Scott

 

[releventchair]