Detected the Nude Beach Today

bigscoop · Apr 25, 2012

......or at least it was today. Three women sunbathing topless (on their backs).....which didn't bother me! However, they caused quite a stir. Anyway, come to find out that beach patrol couldn't do anything about because apparently, there is no ordnance in place preventing it. Or at least, that's what the older couple parked next to me said beach patrol told them. So I'm thinking, "Man, if that's true, this going to be just awful! AWFUL, I tell ya! I'll probably have to be at the beach everyday just to make sure the women are safe!" :laughing9:

savant365 · Apr 25, 2012

That is very civic minded of you. Be sure that no one harasses those poor ladies while they are enjoying the sun. :occasion14:

dewcon4414 · Apr 25, 2012

I thought you guys videoed all your finds...... thous sound like finds to me. Im sure they will make Utube by someone..... hey if you make it public expect to public to take advantage of it. Now..... did i ask what beach you were standing on? Because i doubt you moved to far.

Dew

bigscoop · Apr 25, 2012

dewcon4414 said:
I thought you guys videoed all your finds...... thous sound like finds to me. Im sure they will make Utube by someone..... hey if you make it public expect to public to take advantage of it. Now..... did i ask what beach you were standing on? Because i doubt you moved to far.

Dew

Believe it or not.....I was at New Smyrna Beach today.....and no....I didn't wonder too far. :laughing7:

I've never seen that before on that beach...surely there's an ordnance of some kind preventing it? It's a public beach....with little kids. Not cool......but, if I have to live with it......I'll manage. :laughing7:

Okie115 · Apr 25, 2012

The women may be safe but how do you expect to find anything if they aren't wearing anything to drop?

bigscoop · Apr 25, 2012

Okie115 said:
The women may be safe but how do you expect to find anything if they aren't wearing anything to drop?

I figure the guys will be dropping twice as much. :laughing7:

seeker41 · Apr 25, 2012

another interesting day!!

Chug And Red · Apr 25, 2012

What No Pictures, I know Red is going to Be Pissed!!! LOL Thats why Im wearing My Iron CUP!!!

Chug And Red · Apr 25, 2012

Chug And Red said:
What No Pictures, I know Red is going to Be Pissed!!! LOL Thats why Im wearing My Iron CUP!!!

Don't forget sweetie, men go nude too! LOL And now that I detect too, I see everything you do! LMBO :tongue3:

Love you!!!!! Red

herb n surf · Apr 26, 2012

Exciting hunt . Thanks for sharing

gold nuggets · Apr 26, 2012

herb n surf said:
Exciting hunt . Thanks for sharing

Exciting hunt...yes....BUT, you never did mention
anything about finding some keepers! or even looking
for some for that matter.....LMAO Gold Nuggets :hello:

bigscoop · Apr 26, 2012

gold nuggets said:
Exciting hunt...yes....BUT, you never did mention
anything about finding some keepers! or even looking
for some for that matter.....LMAO Gold Nuggets

I assure you......I saw at least one pair of really nice keepers! :laughing7:

ivan salis · Apr 26, 2012

they wear a top -- lay down face down then pull the top from under them --to redress they pull the top under them and retie the top before getting up -- no tan lines on their backs that way --of course their tiny swimsuit bottoms stay on -- so there is really nothing to "see" here folks --so just move along --

of couse if while their "topless" a snake should appear it might get "interesting" -- rubber snakes are quite cheap and so is the trick.

bigscoop · Apr 26, 2012

ivan salis said:
they wear a top -- lay down face down then pull the top from under them --to redress they pull the top under them and retie the top before getting up -- no tan lines on their backs that way --of course their tiny swimsuit bottoms stay on -- so there is really nothing to "see" here folks --so just move along --

of couse if while their "topless" a snake should appear it might get "interesting" -- rubber snakes are quite cheap and so is the trick.

These ladies were laying on their backs.......breast fully exposed and not a care in the world. Trust me on this, I'm 54, have had a playful life, and I've seen my fair share. :laughing7:

ivan salis · Apr 26, 2012

ah fun time -- yep you could always tell the americans at the nude "topless" beaches in spain -- they were the ones gawking at all the "boobies" -- the locals were like ho hum no big deal

DANGLANGLEY · Apr 27, 2012

I noticed that the beach goers at Canaveral Sea Shores didn't have any pockets at all to put their keys in when I was there back in the 90's. If anyone is interested, it's about 30 minutes south of New Smyrna Beach. :laughing7:

Not that anyone would be interested, of course!!!

DANGLANGLEY

Bum Luck · Apr 27, 2012

herb n surf said:
Exciting hunt . Thanks for sharing

He could share a bit more, Herb!

lookindown · Apr 28, 2012

When I was a teen there was a hotdog truck that parked on New Smyrna beach down by the jetty where the surfers were. The guys wife was always lying topless beside the truck while he sold hotdogs...I bought a lot of hotdogs.

The-Bone · Apr 28, 2012

i hope it was better scenery than up here in Pa. i work for Verizon and had to go into a nude "retreat" once to fix some phones lines..all i can say is that what was honkered down by the pool looked like a colony of sea lions! Damn near ruined my lunch. There's a reason some people pay to get naked.

FarmerChick · Apr 28, 2012

The-Bone said:
i hope it was better scenery than up here in Pa. i work for Verizon and had to go into a nude "retreat" once to fix some phones lines..all i can say is that what was honkered down by the pool looked like a colony of sea lions! Damn near ruined my lunch. There's a reason some people pay to get naked.