Back in 1981 I rented a small house . The kitchen sink had an iron hand pump . I always had to keep a jug of water handy to prime it . Out in the back yard was an outhouse .
One winter morn I drudged through the snow to to do my business . While sitting on the hole , something fell from a shelf above me . It landed in my pubic hair . It was a newly born mouse . It was all pink and wrinkly , eyes weren't yet open . I carefully removed it from my crotch and looked up , the mother mouse was staring down at me . I gave her baby back . She pull it into an old rolled-up screen that was stored up there , I guess that's where the nest was .
The rent was cheap