Does anyone else feel Gravity has increased lately?

Treasure_Hunter · Aug 13, 2009

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I just want to catch a little grimlin. I know there has to be a little grimlin that sneaks in my house late at night and switches my jeans to smaller sizes then sews the old size tags back in them.......

Treasure_Hunter · Aug 13, 2009

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Born2Dtect said:
I am currently 49 and holding. I plan to stay this way the rest of my life, unless admitting I am older gets me something.

Ed D.

I got you beat, I'm 60, but I'm holding at 29. I was holding at 19, but when both my kids past me up I had to move it up.

I have to admit, having a wife 20 years younger does help.

olegoat · Aug 13, 2009

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it is having an effect on me also, and one way i can tell i am too fat---my belt
is as long as i am tall...dang and i am allmost 6 ft tall....ohh well like it was
said in an earlier post---round is a shape--lol :icon_sunny:

oldgoat · Aug 13, 2009

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I've been pushing 39 for the last twenty years, but as time goes by, it is starting to feel like it's pushing back...

Seamuss · Aug 13, 2009

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If all of you really feel that miserable then you should go to your quack and have the plug pulled.

Nobody should feel that bad with a sense of bragging(or nagging) in their voice.

Get over it.

I'll be twenty one years old for the third time soon. That will be sixty three in a few more months for you new math children. I'm lucky to be born with medical problems a lot worse then gravity from old age problems.

Let's start acting our age and look forward to a good hunt instead of bck to a nagging life stile.

savant365 · Aug 13, 2009

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Since everyone is complaining about getting/being old I thought this was fitting... :icon_jokercolor:

thrillathahunt · Aug 13, 2009

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Here are a couple of good ones:

You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

You know you have reached middle age when your doctor tells you to slow down instead of the police. :dontknow:

savant365 · Aug 13, 2009

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Actually the doctor told me to pick up the pace a little...LOL! Now that I can see where I am going (new glasses) maybe I can go a little faster.

BIG61AL · Aug 13, 2009

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yep....going on my first real diet in my 48 years

Johnnysan · Aug 13, 2009

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Maybe you should empty your pockets once in a while. $84 in loose change can be a little heavy.

MEinWV · Aug 13, 2009

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"Gravity Sucks".......literally!

I feel it more when I try to stand back up.

Eric Willoughby · Aug 14, 2009

I will always be grateful for my life, no matter what age I will be at that time. All I know is that the time has come for me to stop trusting farts. :tongue3:

lafatlife · Aug 14, 2009

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Treasure_Hunter said:
I just want to catch a little grimlin. I know there has to be a little grimlin that sneaks in my house late at night and switches my jeans to smaller sizes then sews the old size tags back in them.......

LOL and steal 1 sock from a pair!!!!!!!!!!

rginn · Aug 14, 2009

I ain't complainin about gettin old, Seamuss. It beats the alternative and I worked real hard to get here. I'm still the same size and build as I was when I was sixteen, and still wear the same size clothes. Well, I went from a 29 to a 30 in the waist, and there seems to be an issue with the hair thing. And I still flirt with the young girls, those in their 40's!

White Feather · Aug 15, 2009

It's all a conspiracy! The newspapers and magazines are using fuzzy print and getting a kickback from the optomitrist. The scales are designed to go over your real weight so you spend money on diets and low-cal meals they sell. The dryers will shrink clothes to the point of feeling like you are shrinkwraped so you will go buy more. Shampoo is designed to turn hair gray so you think you need that dye they sell. At 65 I find that they are making the dive tanks much heavier and even the air they put in them is more dense. The bottom is farther down so you think you can't freedive to 75 or 80 feet anymore on the same wrecks you have been diving for 50 years. I went to pick up my old outboard the other day and it is stuck on the ground due to the gravitational increase.
Yep, it's all done with the intention of convincing us that we are getting old. I intend to keep hunting and diving until they pry my cold dead fingerbones off the detector lying somewhere on the bottom near some 16th centry wreck. :laughing9:

Where's Me Grog? :coffee2:

I need a bigger cup, this one is getting harder to find and easier to empty! That reminds me, I have to have the volume control checked on the old White's. It seems like it's not turning up like it used to. Bummer!

pokerdad911 · Aug 15, 2009

Sandman said:
Lately at some parks and beaches I have noticed a marked increase in the amount of Gravity. It is getting harder to walk from the parking lot to the grass or the sand. Is anyone else noticing this?

Yes I have. Target are getting deeper due to this.

Seamuss · Aug 18, 2009

I never seen so many couch potatoes nagging about gravity catching up to them. Get off the couch and do something and the gravity problem that you THINK you have will go away.