Does anyone else feel Gravity has increased lately?

[Shortstack]

Planetary scientists tell us that the gravitational forces of the earth are getting weaker each year, but, each time I stand back up from recovering a coin (or poptop) I get the idea that maybe they're full of crap. It's getting harder and harder to do that coinshooting deep knee bend.

 

[Eu_citzen]

I for one am actually begining to see me feet.
Guess the effect is opposite here?

 

[wazonme]

I've never felt better in my life, all the women bow down to me now like a god...........................................to bad it's buddah

 

[21stTNCav]

Re: Does anyone else feel Gravity has increase lately?

Y'all may be suffering from gravity, however, I, myself, am suffering from sloping...

When I look down I can't see my feet, belt or any other thing because of that great slope

Do see crumbs though...like snow on a mountain crest

The AMA has the medical name for that, it is called furniture disease. Furniture disease in a condition seen when your CHEST falls into your DRAWERS !!

 

[Tank69]

damn an here I was just gonna Sand was carrying to much gold in his pockets.


dang forgot what I was gonna say next wheres my note pad.........

 

[stefen]

As I got out of my Explorer today returning from lunch, I felt the tear in my pant's fabric. The sound was deafening....as something soft, pliable and long flopped out...

OMG. How embarrasing...and in front of everyone.

Disgusting.

There on the ground it lay, all limp and soiled, in a puddle.

I finally saw the gravity of my past.

Yep! Apparently, over time, my muscular chest had fallen and the downward restrained pressure on my belt gave way.

 

[jog]

I never seen so many couch potatoes nagging about gravity catching up to them. Get off the couch and do something and the gravity problem that you THINK you have will go away.

QUIT!DID YOU HERE SOMTHING?

 

[Seamuss]

I never seen so many couch potatoes nagging about gravity catching up to them. Get off the couch and do something and the gravity problem that you THINK you have will go away.

QUIT!DID YOU HERE SOMTHING?

LOL, You moved...the gravity problem is lifting.

 

[EDDE]

62% of the time it works 100% ......