Dont do this

[aa battery]

I told my wife she is better at finding coins because she is so short.

 

[Terry Soloman]

How long were you at the Emergency Room?

 

[Charlie P. (NY)]

 

[aa battery]

I tried to run but she caught me and said no more beer money.

 

[Loco-Digger]

Funny, i recon you need to pull some gold bling on a future hunt to un-ruffle her feathers and to get the beer flowing again.

 

[aa battery]

yupp

 

[G.I.B.]

I told my wife she is better at finding coins because she is so short.

Yeah... that's not why- it's so they can use the dryer door as a table to fold clothes.

But.... thinking about it some, she could find coins in the dryer too, so I suppose you had a point.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Remember: Happy wife, happy life with beer.

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Throw a few dollar bills in the dryer with the next load, she will be smilling.

 

[DizzyDigger]

I told my wife she is better at finding coins because she is so short.

And the solution:

 

[against the wind]

I would walk very softly for the next few days.
Maybe even sleep on the couch,,
(with one eye open),, lol

 

[SD51]

Hate to tell you but that event is permanently burned into her memory bank and no matter what you do, it will be used later against you. One trick to use though is when you sense it's going to be used in a conservation against you, quickly change the subject. You have to use something dramatic like, "Look Haley's Comet"!

 

[aa battery]

i slept in another room and she said she slept real good

 

[boogeyman]

I like going to restaurants and when they ask "party of two?" I always say no one and a half. When they bring the check my favorite is "Doesn't she get half off? She's tiny and don't eat much!".

NOTE - Check your home cooked meals carefully and practice eating mashed potatoes off your lap!