I was riding the Blue Ridge Parkway in Virginia a couple years ago with a lady friend in a very pleasant conversation and was pulled over by a Federal Officer (federal lands don't use state or local cops for patrol). I wasn't paying attention, and I was doing 59 in a 45. Got cussed long, serious, and brutally - and then he said he had to go and for me to SLOW MY A$$ DOWN! No ticket....
I didn't know then, but then found out that FEDERAL speeding tickets are way over $1000 (haven't verified that, just take it as a precaution).