Favorite CRHing Quotes

[crhstreetwalker]

"If I was rich and driving around crackin rolls open, I'd just throw the clad out the window!" - Anonymous

"Our central vaults pulls out all of the silver if that's what you're looking for." - Wells Fargo

Let's hear em!

 

[baddbluff]

After driving 30 miles to pick up confirmed $200 in halves they had sitting "in their vault for forever":
"You must be the one who wanted the $200 worth of new DOLLAR coins... I'll get them for you..."
Great! Let me me get the money out of my car- then i proceed to leave a hot pile of SHIZ by your front door and then split.

 

[crhstreetwalker]

Great! Let me me get the money out of my car-

HAHA I did this once. Totally just peeled out of the parking lot without going back in.

 

[Solid Rolls]

"What do you mean you want to order coins?"

 

[jarlbartar]

Overheard between tellers at one of my dump sessions:

"half-dollar-man 'Dan' is going to be thrilled" - presumably, this bank has someone named 'Dan' who always comes looking for halves.

Yup! Bought stamps a while back and paid with halves - "Wow, You just made someone really happy! I have a guy who comes in here looking to buy these all of the time, he's really gonna like you!" Thinking to myself, "I think I just found a new dumping ground.

 

[jarlbartar]

"A box of dimes? What are you gonna do with a whole box of dimes?"

"Are you sure you want a whole box of nickels? Thats a LOT of nickels."

Me "Can I get that white rimmed quarter at the bottom?" (teller glares and purses lips)
Me "Were you saving it for yourself, If you were I would buy it from you."
Teller (slaps coin on counter) "No. I just figured nobody wanted it."

Cashier "Wow! You know these are worth money?!"
Me "Yep, 50 cents."
Cashier (looks at me smugly) "They have a higher silver content in them. Especially the ones with JFK's head on them"
Me "Oh really? I dont all coins have silver in them?"

 

[crhstreetwalker]

Cashier "Wow! You know these are worth money?!"
Me "Yep, 50 cents."

HAHA perfect response!

 

[red89]

Convo between me and a teller last week...
Me: "Hi, do you have any half dollars?"
Teller: "Yeah! We have TONS of them, how many would you like?"
Me: "$500 please."
Teller: "Oh, we only have $30...I don't think banks ever have that many at one time sir."
Me: "Well, it never hurts to ask. I'll take the $30 then."

Random convo
Me: "Hi, do you have any half dollars?"
Teller: "Yeah, I have $2 dollars worth, you are really lucky, these are really collectable!"
he hands me the halves from his tray, all 4 are non-silver bicentennials.

 

[jnb1994]

Me: Hi, I'm looking for half dollars, do you have any?
Teller: Oh! I'm not sure but when someone comes out of the vault I'll ask them.
Me: Ok thanks. (Waits, teller doesn't seem to tell anyone)
Teller: Ok how many did you want?
Me: I'll take whatever you can give me. I have 100 dollars on me, do you have much more than that?
Teller: Ya, but we'll save them for you and you can come back if you want.
Me: Sure, that's great.
(Manager finally comes to check the vault if there are halves and comes back with a rolls of dollar coins)
Me: I think those are dollar coins, not half dollars.
Manager: Oh. One second, let me check the book. (Checks book sitting right next to teller) Ya I'm sorry we don't have any half dollars.
Me: -____- oh, thanks anyway...

Was the teller really uncapable of checking an inventory book before making me wait half an hour? Lol

 

[FreedomUIC]

Teller: The fed culls all silver coins now so it isn't worth your time to check.
Me: Can I have a box of dimes please.
Teller: Sure, dimes were never made of silver so the Fed doesn't care if we sell whole boxes.

 

[FreedomUIC]

My favorite.

Me: Can I get a box of half dollars?
Teller: We do not order any half dollars for our customers anymore.
Guy Next To Me: Here is my $500.00, thanks for the box of halve dollars.
Me to Teller: If you do not order any more for your customers, how come he can get them?
Teller: We have about twenty boxes in our safe.
Me: Can I purchase some of those?
Teller: Sure, but we can't order any for you.

 

[jnb1994]

I go into TD to cash in some coins from hunting and an older couple is on line and sees me. The total comes to like 220 and they said good for you as if I'd been saving them up for a long time. Wonder what they would have said if I got 1000 dollars like I have a couple times before lol

 

[ivan salis]

I got 10 of those half dollars today ,that your your always asking for , but they look like they been in a fire or something you sill want em ? -- she holds up a badly tarnished 40% silver half -- yes , I'll take em off your hands , says I.

( I was headed to my local coin store , just stopped to get a bit of cash -- $5 in tarnished 40% ers yeilded $30 -- $25 profiet)

 

[bblair]

After dumping 1K in halves into the coin counter and getting a print out of the total to take to the teller....

Me: (Handing over payout slip) Here you go
Teller: Wow! One thousand dollars, how long have you been saving this up?
Me: About a day or so.
Teller:

 

[usernameerror]

I know this has been posted already but I just love/hate it when I get the "Oh the fed does not send us anymore half dollars. Actually we are prohibited from carrying them anymore. All half dollars we receive must be immediately sent to the government's main vault." Idiots.

 

[oxbowbarefoot]

Teller "If you're looking for silver, there's non in there." hands me customer wrapped roll of 1964 Kennedy's, with 'Bicentennial Half Dollars' written on the sides. Guess you shouldn't believe what's written on the wrapper, lol.