Nokta FoRs Gold, a Gold Cube, 2 Keene Sluices and Lord only knows how many pans....not to mention a load of other gear my wife still doesn't know about!
Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
hope you get that one.
Have fun with it. You can try a bunch of different styles as you are shaving it off if you are creative and self confident enough to show up to work looking different every day for a week. I’d let it grow out some so you have something to work with. Looks like a goatee or mustache would suit you at this point in the game. Either way, it’s got to get longer.