Flood victims

[Old Dog]

The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan .



I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.

 

[stefen]

How about I fill a mason jar

 

[Marc(NB)]

turn that big 'ol tap open me son

 

[truckinbutch]

 

[poorhunter78]

A cousin and I were on a fishin trip years ago..We got ready to leave and discovered a flat tire..No Jack, Or Spare tire...We limped 1/2 mile or so to a little station, An Old timer came out..I hollered "Hey, You got an air Hose " He said
" Son, every man's got a hose ".....

 

[stefen]

Speaking of hoses...recently hired 2 day laborers named Hose A and Hose B

 

[colorado14ers]