Gold is where you find it

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An employee of the Royal Canadian Mint allegedly smuggled about $180,000 in gold from the fortress-like facility, possibly evading multiple levels of detection with a time-honoured prison trick.

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Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold in rectum | Ottawa Citizen

 

[digger460]

At least he'll be ready for Bubba in jail

 

[HardHatMatt]

Points for the brilliant thread title!

 

[KevinInColorado]

I like gold but I ain't searchin' there!

 

[johngfoster]

Rectum? Darned near killed 'em!!!

 

[Doubter in MD]

And the presiding judge on the case is... Wait for it... Peter "Doody". Perfection.

 

[nh.nugget]

The only place I want to find gold is in my sluice mat.

 

[Reed Lukens]

Wow! the Rectal Canadian Mint, has a nice ring... to it

 

[huntsman53]

It's likely that if the SHTF sooner, he would have been caught sooner!


Frank

 

[Bodfish Mike]

That's what I call a butt load of gold.
Sorry
Mike

 

[goldenmojo]

His favorite ship? The Golden Hind..........

 

[Doubter in MD]

He may have made some "deposits" here:

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirr...orlds-most-expensive-toilet-opens-8891447.amp

Spending a penny just got much more expensive thanks to the unveiling of an 18-karat solid gold toilet.

The unusual throne is a work of art by Maurizio Cattelan, but the Italian has taken the unusual step of allowing viewers not only to witness the bowl - but also try it out for themselves.

The Guggenheim museum in New York is inviting visitors to the toilet entitled 'America', replacing a toilet in one of the museum’s public bathrooms on the fifth floor with a fully functional replica cast in solid gold.

Cattelan is often described as the art world’s resident prankster and provocateur.

 

[Doubter in MD]

Kind of puts a new twist on "The Goose That Laid the Golden Egg".

 

[Doubter in MD]

Q: "Whats the difference between mined gold and stolen gold?"

A: "The taste."